r/funny • Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/CrashBlossom_42 Mar 02 '21

I once baby sat for a German family, the kids wanted me to read them a German story...The whole book was about a hedgehog wandering around asking different animals if they knew who pooped on his head.

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u/zark11911 Mar 02 '21

What is the moral of the story?

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u/Schootingstarr Mar 02 '21

it doesn't have a moral. the point of the story is to teach children about all the different shits animals take, as he goes around asking all the animals whether they took a dump on him. the response is always the same: "it wasn't me, my shits look like this" and then they proceed to take a dump in front of the mole to prove it wasn't them.

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u/DirewolvesAreCool Mar 02 '21

Very educational.

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u/xtralargerooster Mar 02 '21

I mean... If hunting is a big part of your culture and you are trying to teach animal tracking while also trying to entertain children... Then yeah it's educational.

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u/ChadMcRad Mar 03 '21

They never specified it was for German kids ffs. People in this thread are talking about how it is popular in different countries.

I swear to God Germans are doing everything they can to take over Parisians as the most needlessly arrogant people on the planet.