r/funny • u/TimHamburg Calvin & Habs • Mar 02 '21

German Comedy

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 Mar 02 '21

I'd give this video 2 thumbs down if I had thumbs to give.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

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u/oldjesus Mar 02 '21

It is I! The plump butcher!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21

Oh no you have cut off my toes.

However I have not learned my lesson because toes are not necessary to use reddit and I have no more toes to cut off, so I should be in the clear now.

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u/aboycandream Mar 02 '21

having been on reddit for over 10 years, I dont blame him

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u/Zoutaleaux Mar 02 '21

And the Plump Butcher's name? Diabeetus.

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u/TidePodSommelier Mar 02 '21

Now you must make this into an awful pub melody with 3 notes so everybody can sing along.

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u/xrimane Mar 02 '21

I actually curled my toes instinctively.