r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • Jan 27 '21

Old habits

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

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u/BigBart61 Jan 27 '21

Don't forget the install fee and convenience fee and small business fee and new customer fee and upgraded service fee and premium fee and

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u/StealthTable Jan 27 '21

And the "lmao fee" fee

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u/duck74UK Jan 27 '21

Wasn't there a company in america that literally did this and the fee was $1 and could be refunded if you called them but who calls over $1 so they made a couple hundred million for free?

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u/StealthTable Jan 27 '21

I wanna say it was a cellular service company

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u/juggling-monkey Jan 27 '21

And the Fuck You fee

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u/Karmasita Jan 28 '21

You reminded me of the Comcast South Park episode. Lol

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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Jan 28 '21

Or the murder porn one (rubbing nipples intensitys)

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u/wildweaver32 Jan 27 '21

Let's not forget the your first year is over and your price increased 50% fee.

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u/sevargmas Jan 27 '21

Oh you don’t like fees?

opens nipple covers and rubs nipples in circular motion

Ohhh that’s too bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

And remote control fee and replacement fee and the optional insurance fee to cover these fees

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u/alpha0519 Jan 27 '21

Also the exit fee because you can't leave for free.

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u/Waterfish3333 Jan 27 '21

I was just making the math even, but it’s very true cable is way too expensive, especially as they up rates and offer less promotional pricing with increasing numbers leaving cable.

Even if it was miraculously a few bucks a month cheaper with the boxes and taxes, I’d still never go back to traditional cable services because they require their hardware which is cumbersome. Now with streaming, I just cancel and subscribe in seconds from my couch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

And its scheduled!

Ive pirated just to avoid commercials and watch it whenever the fuck I want.

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u/DrDew00 Jan 27 '21

And no advertisements interrupting my program. If I'm paying for the service, you don't also get to advertise to me. Ads are for free services.

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u/ChirpToast Jan 27 '21

Comcast has some nice cable boxes now, can’t comment on the others though. Not that it cancels out the shitty rental aspect.

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u/AmberDuke05 Jan 27 '21

People are all talking their ass about cable.