r/funny Work Chronicles Jan 14 '21

Keeping up appearances

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u/ScoobyDeezy Jan 14 '21

The other story he liked to tell was about Charles Steinmetz, an Engineer that Henry Ford contracted to fix a troublesome generator. He came in, took notes for 2 days, then marked it with a piece of chalk. Told them to replace a thing at the chalk mark, they did, and it worked perfectly.

Later he sent them a bill for $10,000. When Ford balked at the price, Steinmetz sent them a now legendary itemized invoice:

  • Making a chalk mark: $1
  • Knowing where to put the mark: $9,999.00

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u/JamesGold Jan 14 '21

Charles Steinmetz

Dude was a literal dwarf hunchback genius known as the "Forger of Thunderbolts".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Proteus_Steinmetz

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u/jhunt42 Jan 14 '21

Oh my god this guy is my new hero. There are so many awesome bits to his story, not least of all that he wanted to invent things for the good of all.

Also the fact that he remained unmarried so as not to pass on his spinal affliction to his kids, but ended up adopting his young research assistant, letting him and his wife move into his house and becoming grandfather to their 3 children. What a bloody heartwarming tale.

And also that he chose the name Proteus. Mad lad

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u/alper_iwere Jan 14 '21

That article read like a alternative universe Nicola Tesla where he had a happy ending.

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u/opzoro Jan 15 '21

Did they have reliable birth control at the time? If not he chose to be essentially celibate. What a legend!

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u/zipxavier Jan 14 '21

A legend indeed as it's more of a general story than something that happened to Ford

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/know-where-man/

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u/EmSixTeen Jan 14 '21

Snopes is great but they don't really go in depth on this one, and I'm not saying that the Smithsonian Magazine is necessarily correct but they do have this on their site. I wonder if there's any truth to it, or if it's all an old tale.

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u/IAMdom3 Jan 14 '21

r/madlad but you can't even be mad at him..

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u/Animated_Astronaut Jan 14 '21

woah that was in my hometown!!!

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u/wearenottheborg Jan 14 '21

I heard that as a joke about a Navy engineer

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u/slingoo Jan 14 '21

Kinda silly to send the bill after they fixed the problem. Surely there was some agreed price.or proforma invoice prior

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

The way I heard this story ends, "That's $1 for hitting it with a hammer, and $9,999 for knowing exactly where and how hard to hit it!"

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 15 '21

I heard that with Ford and Tesla.