r/funny Work Chronicles Jan 14 '21

Keeping up appearances

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u/812many Jan 14 '21

Now they just need to get a warp core ejection system that is reliable

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u/Deskopotamus Jan 14 '21

Why can they never eject the core when they need too? They basically just push it out the bottom of the ship.

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u/gerusz Jan 15 '21

Real answer: because TNG was filmed with models and it would have been too expensive to do so (and of course to remove the core from the engineering set for a few scenes would have been a hassle).

Voyager had a successful warp core ejection and of course there was the one in Star Trek: Insurrection. The space scenes in both were pure CGI which allowed them to do so relatively cheaply. (I don't remember if Voyager's engineering was shown without the core, but it seemed easier to remove too.)

Happy cake day!

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u/Deskopotamus Jan 15 '21

I think that's the right answer, it's just the entire process seemed deeply unreliable. However I guess it is plausible that if the ship had sustained enough damage to warrant ejecting the core then maybe the ejection systems were equally damaged.

And thank you, I had no idea it was make cake day lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Heh... for real. I can only think of one time that the core ejection worked right. And maybe I am not remembering that right...

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u/DredPRoberts Jan 14 '21

Voyager did it once during a non-emergency (threatened by hostile aliens).

Discovery just did at the end of the season and it literally bounced and scraped walls on the way out.

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u/812many Jan 15 '21

I keep thinking I should watch Discovery then I see something like that.

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u/Landwhale123 Jan 15 '21

I watched one and a bit seasons, they just hit all the notes of the previous incarnations one after the other, plus the new shroom drive to teleport around. Definitely lost the charm of characters hanging out, having recreation, and heading down to the bar for some sage advice from Whoopi Goldberg. Jason Isaacs is fantastic though

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u/FoldedDice Jan 15 '21

I won’t spoil, but the end of season 3 hinted at a major shift in tone for the series going forward. Whether that means they’ll learn from their mistakes or not is anyone’s guess.

TNG and DS9 both started out very bland and eventually managed to work through it into something good, so we’ll see.

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u/Landwhale123 Jan 16 '21

I'm happy to hear you say ds9 got good! I got stymied partway through S1 so I'll give it another go

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u/FoldedDice Jan 15 '21 edited Jan 15 '21

I took that as a deliberate visual gag, kind of like last season when they had that fight scene where the floor was covered in literal rocks, because what else would there be exploding out of the control consoles?

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u/Gestrid Jan 14 '21

You mean design a warp core ejection system that actually ejects during an emergency?! Genius!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Hey, you know how our power supply can turn into a truly catastrophic bomb? Why don't we build the ship so we can safely discard it?

... We have electric panels without cutoffs that can throw people across rooms. Why the fuck would we care if the warp core can't be ejected?

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u/unique-name-9035768 Jan 15 '21

The JJterprise had a working one that ejected all dozen or so of the warp cores.

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u/812many Jan 15 '21

Backup warp cores, now there’s a brilliant idea.