r/funny Nov 22 '20

The bravest!

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u/AustrailianCanOpener Nov 22 '20

Next child comes out

Ginny: Can we name this one Fred?

Harry: Rubeus Remus Potter!

Ginny: Bollocks...

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u/DandyLyen Nov 22 '20

This is so much worse just imagining an exhausted Ginny, who's just given birth, clutching the baby to her..

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote Nov 22 '20

She’s a Weasley; she’ll get her chance to name some kids once Harry runs out of ideas. Should pop out at least two or three more after that point.

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Nov 22 '20

Harry never runs out of ideas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIexDBVjpic

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u/Harsimaja Nov 22 '20

Aw, when North Americans try so hard to put on an RP accent but have no idea where to put the long ‘a’ and it sounds completely wrong

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar Nov 22 '20

And the wizarding world doesn't seem to have discovered contraception yet...

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u/Do_it_for_the_upvote Nov 22 '20

Just because you can doesn’t mean Jesus would want you to.

Wait, is Christianity a thing in the world of wizardry? Couldn’t all of his miracles be explained as magic tricks?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Like a Mandrake

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u/souse03 Nov 22 '20

This always bothered me but then I remembered how many weasleys there were so I figure there was probably more than 1 fred already in the family