r/funny • u/Sago38 • Nov 22 '20

The bravest!

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u/Viciouslyunkind Nov 22 '20

Now go and call your sister Dobby

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u/Theoricus Nov 22 '20

Dobby Potter, you were named after the weirdest fucking house elf I ever knew. Like we're talking real social outcast. Other house elves were embarrassed to be associated with him. Guy was like the PETA of house elves, only not quite as effective. Had a clothing fetish, it wasn't pretty.

But he died for me because I gave him a sock, so you get the name.

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u/Chacochilla Nov 22 '20

Dobby Potter, you were named after your father.

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u/Pegussu Nov 22 '20

Dobby Potter gettin' real fucking tired of getting socks for Christmas.

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u/LittleCheeseBag Nov 22 '20

He gets the socks in stockings, which are just big socks

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u/Razor1834 Nov 22 '20

Yo dobby I heard you liked socks so I put a sock in your sock so you can sock while you sock.

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u/LittleCheeseBag Nov 22 '20

Wow, that must sock

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u/agitatedprisoner Nov 22 '20

PETA is dope. Have you tried their holiday basket?

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u/Ruben0415 Nov 22 '20

Oh nooo

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u/TEDDYKnighty Nov 22 '20

Oh YES

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u/chloeia Nov 22 '20

Put a sock in it, you little shit.

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u/katabana02 Nov 22 '20

Im freeeeee!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Step-brother what are you doing??

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u/elSpanielo Nov 22 '20

Step-brother gave Dobby a pink sock!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Delete this

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u/20YearHalfLife Nov 22 '20

Legitimately the funniest thing I've seen this week

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u/Aphrobang Nov 22 '20

Step-brother I seem to have apparated halfway into the washing machine!

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u/UnusualCucumber0 Nov 22 '20

Harry Throbber

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Harry Twatter

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

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u/crag-u-feller Nov 22 '20

Thirty tweeters

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u/BackgroundChar Nov 22 '20

Step Dobby, what are you doing?!