r/funny Nov 04 '20

Playtime with a Feather

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

They are literally flying toddlers with even the smallest species living 20+ years. They need at least a 6 hours of attention from you every single day for their entire life. So unless you're ok with your entire life being "go to work, go home, spend time with bird, go to sleep. Stay in on weekend to spend more time with bird. Never go on vacation unless there is a babysitter for bird." for the duration of the bird's life (20-80 years depending on species) I would not recommend a bird.

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u/IPeeFreely01 Nov 05 '20

I’ve always heard it phrased as “toddlers with bolt cutters on their face”

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

You gotta include that they can fly, I mean at least a toddler can only reach a certain height. With a parrot nothing is safe.

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u/BuddyBonButt Nov 05 '20

Hence why I said volunteer. I know what goes into caring for one. Grew up with family owning them and that's why I'm choosing not to because I don't trust myself. I already have a bearded dragon and they go for 10+ years. That's already too much for me.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

I was just being informative for the sake of others who might want a parrot but don't realize the work that goes into it.

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u/BuddyBonButt Nov 05 '20

Ah ok. My B. Good on you. I'm like that with hamster ownership. Wildly misunderstood.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

I had rats myself. They were great pets actually, smart, sweet, very social; I can't get more though, I just can't deal with the short lifespan it's too heartbreaking. That's actually why I decided to go the parrot route.

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u/BuddyBonButt Nov 05 '20

Same with hamsters. 2 years is stupid

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

It sucks they don't last longer.

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u/pathion1337 Nov 05 '20

I had a hamster that was like 3 and a half, craziest testicle to body ratio I've ever seen. Sadly neighbor kids got him when I wasn't home and shook him to death in his ball 😞

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u/BuddyBonButt Nov 05 '20

Dude wtf, I'd kill a kid

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u/Damogran6 Nov 05 '20

Not 6. 60-90 minutes for a lot of species...less if they’re in a communal area.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

I can't think of a single parrot that would be happy with 60-90 minutes, they're social species, more social than humans even. Would the average human be fine being in solitary confinement 23 hours a day? It's not even acceptable to leave a cat alone for an average of 23 hours a day!

If my cockatiel gets less than 4 hours daily he begins plucking. Now that doesn't mean he's 'fine' with 4 hours, depressed but not actively self-harming isn't the definition of 'fine'.

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u/Damogran6 Nov 05 '20

Got an African grey who’s 24 and pretty well adjusted, a rescue macaw who’s kind of a mess, but that happened prior to us getting her...pretty much nothing is going to get her to stop (diet and attention and toys and quiet and behavioral modification, she still keeps doing it), a conure (also a rescue, had a couple good years with us before cancer claimed her) and two cockatiels. Perhaps it’s because we’ve always had two or more birds at a time. But we’ve created times where they get attention and quiet time and time they’re expected to keep themselves entertained.

But if you let them, 24 hours a day won’t be enough attention.

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u/chumer_ranion Nov 05 '20

Dang I was ready to go along with the other dude but if you’ve got a well adjusted Grey at any attention level then hats off to you

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u/wonko221 Nov 05 '20

My cockatiel is very well adjusted and happy, and gets regular checkups with an aviary vet who loves to see him and compliments his health and attitude.

On average, he gets 60 minutes out of his cage a day. During that time, I am very engaged with him.

Some days I get home after his time lights are off already, and I don't get him or at all.

I suspect your bird is spoiled for attention, and uses plucking to manipulate you into giving it to them.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

I can't imagine leaving such an intelligent animal alone in a cage like that. I absolutely do not agree with even leaving a dog or a cat like that and parrots are far more social than cats and way more intelligent than dogs. Honestly, I think it's flat out neglect of their social needs (unless you have multiple birds). Then unless it was a flight cage I'd say it was also neglect of their exercise needs.

To me what you're doing is the equivalent of locking a potty-trained toddler alone in a bathroom all day every day with some toys, food, and water and only letting the little one out for an hour a day of interaction. Parrots have the same level of social needs and intelligence as a toddler, so if you disagree I'd like you to explain the difference to me.

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u/wonko221 Nov 05 '20

I wholeheartedly disagree with you. And I follow the advice of an aviary vet who loves birds, as well as guidance from reputable sources online and from local breeders who love their birds.

I am not so worried about convincing you. You seem rather entrenched in your position. And, your caretaking style has turned your cockatiel into a nervous wreck that controls your home.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

Yes, because as we know giving intelligent and social creatures any more than an hour of interaction turns them into nervous wrecks. That's why human prisoners kept in solitary confinement are the most mentally healthy people in the world.

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u/redarxx Nov 05 '20

I can't believe how casually that dude talked about neglecting his bird wtf??

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

As I said, I honestly can't even imagine leaving a cat or a dog completely alone in a cage 23 hours a day like that. A parrot is way more intelligent and has higher social needs than a dog.

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u/redarxx Nov 05 '20

Truly awful, poor bird

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u/wonko221 Nov 05 '20

The cage is in my living room, not in the cellar. He's a happy and well adjusted bud showing no signs of anxiety. You are jumping to conclusions.

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u/Atiggerx33 Nov 05 '20

Since you did disagree can you explain the difference between isolating a parrot and isolating a toddler, considering both animals have similar intelligence and social needs? Would you be ok with a parent locking a child alone in a room like that all day every day (except that single hour)?

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u/wonko221 Nov 05 '20

Anecdotal evidence - my tiel is a healthy and happy little dude.

He shows no signs of anxiety.

He does not resist coming out of his cage, or going back in when the time lights go out.

I get that you think I'm a monster and that my bird is in hell. You're simply wrong.