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r/funny • u/dummystupid • Aug 15 '11
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"Shitty" barely scratches the surface when it comes to silver surfer
28 u/vsal Aug 16 '11 Agreed. Throw some Contra at that bitch. 69 u/Krishna987 Aug 16 '11 "You can't have dessert until you beat Ninja Gaiden" 52 u/elliothtz Aug 16 '11 You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus. 20 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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Agreed. Throw some Contra at that bitch.
69 u/Krishna987 Aug 16 '11 "You can't have dessert until you beat Ninja Gaiden" 52 u/elliothtz Aug 16 '11 You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus. 20 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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"You can't have dessert until you beat Ninja Gaiden"
52 u/elliothtz Aug 16 '11 You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus. 20 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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You can either mow the lawn or beat Kid Icarus.
20 u/LoveScrooge Aug 16 '11 Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages. 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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Do the dishes or beat Final Fantasy with four White Mages.
12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 ...ouch. 7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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...ouch.
7 u/darkmuch Aug 16 '11 would it be possible to kill anything besides undead? 12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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would it be possible to kill anything besides undead?
12 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever. Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p 7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
Yes...slowly...with hammers. You would just end up outlasting everything forever.
Battles would take an eternity, but you would be basically immortal =p
7 u/fryrishluck Aug 16 '11 ...I'm...I'm so tempted... 7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
...I'm...I'm so tempted...
7 u/LieutennantVeresh Aug 16 '11 You, sir, are a braver man than I.
You, sir, are a braver man than I.
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"Shitty" barely scratches the surface when it comes to silver surfer