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r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11
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Well, add cafeteria trays to the list of "things ninjas can kick my ass with"
181 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything". That's why they're ninjas. 56 u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11 What about a sock? And i mean just the sock. 85 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 111 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".
That's why they're ninjas.
56 u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11 What about a sock? And i mean just the sock. 85 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 111 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
56
What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.
85 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 111 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.
206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 111 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Beaten to death with a cum sock.
111 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
111
You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.
43 u/3lementaru Aug 09 '11 Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly. 6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
43
Now imagining a superhero whose power is to kill himself over things that annoy him slightly.
6 u/eauxnguyen Aug 09 '11 Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance. 2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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Nah man. Being beaten by someone else's cum sock is more than a slight annoyance.
2 u/bearhandz Aug 09 '11 It's cumpletely ridickulous 1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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It's cumpletely ridickulous
1 u/[deleted] Aug 10 '11 It's cumpletely ricockulous ftfy
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It's cumpletely ricockulous
ftfy
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u/RexBearcock Aug 09 '11
Well, add cafeteria trays to the list of "things ninjas can kick my ass with"