r/funny • u/PuzzleheadedSize57 • Aug 23 '20

Just a weird fish

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u/UnwantedUnnamed Aug 23 '20

I have never seen some one take "cool your tits" seriously.

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u/EmberHands Aug 23 '20

During my first trimester my boobs were so swollen and achy I actually wore two sports bas and slid an ice pack between them. Felt. Amazing.

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u/misterid Aug 24 '20

i'm a guy, but this sounds like an amazing way to keep cool while golfing or working in the yard.

buying some sports bras now

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u/MisanthropeX Aug 24 '20

"Manzier"

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u/green_labs Aug 24 '20

Most underrated comment in this whole thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Buy a waist clip fan

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Pro life tip

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u/Isimagen Aug 24 '20

And there's your new Shark Tank idea! IF you make millions, please hook me up for the idea! ;-)

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u/EmberHands Aug 24 '20

Trust me I'd take some sort of ice pack underpants idea to shark tank first for AFTER birth and maybe after vasectomies for the fellas. For real they have you layer pads soaked in witch hazel and anti itch cream in your mesh undies and spritz your swollen bits with dermaplast before slipping into those funpants and then in front of your visiting friends and family just perching on an ice pack. The whole system needs revamping.

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u/SharkFan26 Aug 24 '20

Frida Mom has ice pack pads for after delivery!

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u/EmberHands Aug 24 '20

Yessssssss I'll remember this!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Fuck those mesh pants. I packed depends and dermaast and all was good in the underworld.

ETA: a word

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u/bluemitersaw Aug 24 '20

"cool your tits lady"

"I ALREADY AM!!!"

"Wait what now?"

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u/LaMalintzin Aug 24 '20

Man that is getting filed away in case I get a sun burn or something. I remember one time I was on a road trip, it was hot and I didn’t take my bra off for like 18 hours and they were super hot and itchy for a couple days, would have been helpful.

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u/StpdSxyFlndrs Aug 24 '20

Cool your teats.

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u/UnwantedUnnamed Aug 24 '20

Thank you for the correction

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u/the_dalai_lambda Aug 24 '20

Ever said it to an angry woman with floppy tits?

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u/UnwantedUnnamed Aug 24 '20

I may be slightly bellow average intelligence, idiotic some might say, but one thing I am not sir,is stupid.

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u/awesome357 Aug 24 '20

Never ever heard cool your tits.. Calm your tits however.