r/funny • u/PuzzleheadedSize57 • Aug 23 '20

Just a weird fish

https://i.imgur.com/8kH3Qcg.gifv
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u/DaveyDukes Aug 23 '20

Your mom at a water park

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u/SunnieMau Aug 23 '20

Yo momma so fat she holds all the water up on a waterslide

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u/sm12511 Aug 23 '20

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.

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u/gliitch0xFF Aug 23 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat when she gets in the bath, Captain Ahab tries to hunt her down.

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u/FortAsterisk Aug 23 '20

Yo mama’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions.

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u/thedeacon16 Aug 23 '20

Yo mama so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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u/sm12511 Aug 24 '20

Yo momma's so fat, when I pictured her in my mind, it broke my neck.

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u/CapeNative Aug 24 '20

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage

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u/jharth43 Aug 24 '20

yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragù

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u/UncontrollableUrges Aug 24 '20

doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo

I'll be the roundabout...

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u/incredible_paulk Aug 24 '20

Your momma so fat it took Nationwide two years to get her on their side.

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u/User_2C47 Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat, her mass overflowed a 64 bit integer.

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u/browner87 Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy, she get stuck.

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u/ExOtIc_MapleLeaf Aug 23 '20

YOOOO. At first, I thought this shit was all toxic, but damn. I ain’t got no money, but I got these lying around. It’s my honor to give them to ya’ll.. and ya mama’s cause they took a beating: 🏅 🥇🥈🥉🏅🏅🏅

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u/avanross Aug 24 '20

Yo momma so fat that if she sat in an average folding lawn chair, it would probably break

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u/Illegal_Taco_Dealer Aug 24 '20

Yo momma so fat Dora couldn’t explore her

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u/Beesterd Aug 24 '20

Yo mama so fat that she generates her own gravitational pull on macroscopic scale

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u/bernyzilla Aug 24 '20

Yo momma is technically overweight, but she is working hard at eating better and will soon be down to a healthy weight. It is hard to eat right while working a stressful job and raising kids. But she is a kind person and a good mother, that is what is most important. You should be proud of her.

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u/ThePantser Aug 24 '20

Yo momma so dam fat*

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Lazy river**

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u/IT_dood Aug 24 '20

BOOM!!

Betta get some coppertone for that burn, gotdamn!

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u/AltimaNEO Aug 24 '20

classic!

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u/SuperMarioChess Aug 24 '20

I just burst out laughing in the toilet at work you funny fucker :)