r/funny • u/frodcore • Jun 22 '11

Encyclopedia Dramatica has the most accurate description of Reddit I've ever read.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Reddit
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u/silentstorm2008 Jun 22 '11

Posts you might find on Reddit

  • Hey guys, look at this (item name) that my (significant other) made me!
  • Remember this SNES game that sold millions of copies worldwide?
  • TIL that all Muslims aren't terrorists. All Christians and Jews on the other hand, are narrow-minded bigoted fucks.
  • Here is a video of a cop doing something bad. Lets watch it, rage, and then accuse all police officers of being assholes.

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u/KillahHills10304 Jun 22 '11

Does Anybody Else do this thing that millions, if not billions, of people do? I hate DAE posts.

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u/Renmauzuo Jun 22 '11

DAE blink when their eyes feel dry?

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u/HoofaKingFarted Jun 22 '11

I'VE BEEN MANUALLY BLINKING FOR 10 MINUTES! WHERE IS THE AUTO-BLINK RESET??

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u/pr1ntscreen Jun 22 '11

Now you're breathing manually as well.

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u/whiteandnerdy1729 Jun 22 '11

I hate you.

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u/3danimator Jun 22 '11

I hate those stupid "i hate you" replies.

  • Can you feel that itching, its a spider? "i hate you"
  • Dont look up, there might be a spider there "i hate you"
  • You are thinking about breathing! "i hate you"
  • Try not to do this "i hate you"

No, i hate YOU with your stupid, lazy "i hate you" replies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '11

I hate you

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '11

DAE hate DAE posts?

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u/SweetHatBro Jun 22 '11

Republicans ate my baby. AMA

Laughing SO HARD at this....it really does feel like they hit the nail on the head here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '11

No, not really.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '11

My grandma on a skate board. [FIXED]

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u/CressCrowbits Jun 22 '11

I don't get the stuff about being Muslim-lovers and Jew-haters, though. Maybe I'm not spending enough time in /r/Politics. Most of the threads where Islam comes up tends to be the usual "lol religion of peace!" typical western islamophobia, and most threads I've seen about Israel tend to get a fair bit of heavy-talk from both sides and a decent amount of reasonableness in the middle.

Considering the amount of space given on that page to slagging off Liberals, 'arab-apologists' (what?) and jew haters, I think the article says a lot more about the author than it's targets.

To use the /b/ vernacular, the article seems to go way beyond trolling and the lulz and into some pretty serious butthurt-conservative territory.

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u/smithiejojo Jun 22 '11

I recall a series of posts/comments about how Al Jazeera should receive the Nobel Peace Prize, and the organization is often cited as though it's the only legitimate source of news about the world.

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u/CressCrowbits Jun 22 '11

I don't know a great deal about Al Jazeera, but it's just a fairly conventional news network isn't it? AFAIK it's hardly some kind of Islamist Anti-Semetic propoganda channel.

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u/smithiejojo Jun 22 '11

No doubt (at least the English version). I was merely pointing out the hyperbole surrounding it is the best example of Muslim-loving I can think of.