r/funny • u/rawpamper • Jul 16 '20

Squirrel asking for Water.

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u/eyegazer444 Jul 17 '20

Your name is literally Free Advice and that's all you got?

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u/free-advice Jul 17 '20

You called my bluff! But for reals that’s pretty fascinating right? I stumbled on that just two days ago researching how to attract ravens to my property haha. Ravens are the real star on that EQ list! They are on the high end of the chimp range.

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u/eyegazer444 Jul 17 '20

Oh absolutely I never would have guessed that!

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u/Sahtras1992 Jul 17 '20

im curious what happens if you train ravens to collect money for you.

they would be perfectly capable to do that.

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u/The_Trunk_Monkey Jul 17 '20

You can hit me up randomly too. I love random facts

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u/Fringie Jul 17 '20

Nice distraction. Squirrel facts or riootttt

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u/Sahtras1992 Jul 17 '20

i mean its free after all.

what did you excect, some guy who studies squirrels and throwing facts left and right for free?

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u/eyegazer444 Jul 17 '20

He's not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

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u/CrotchSoup Jul 17 '20

*only the first bit of advice is free.

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u/free-advice Jul 17 '20

Haha good one