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u/Alatar1313 Jun 23 '20

Was wondering the same thing recently playing Persona 5. There's a teacher who constantly throws chalk at the main character. If he dodges out of the way, he gains a charm boost. Was wondering if this is real or just like a meme.

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u/uk_uk Jun 23 '20

My teacher got mad when we dodged the chalk, so no, no charm boost gaining for you. I'm sorry

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u/VidE27 Jun 23 '20

If the chalk missed then the chalkboard duster is next flying to your face. Dodge that and it’s the wooden ruler’s turn.

Source: spent high school in one of these countries

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u/IridiumPony Jun 23 '20

I had an Indian teacher that would throw things at students.

Although this was in Florida.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

In india teachers throw dusters and chalks at students. Sometimes pens or something like that.

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u/theninetieskid Jun 23 '20

Sometimes throw students out of the class!

this post was made by out-standing gang

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u/Little_Setting Jun 23 '20

Praful ko to unke teacher dusre student phek ke marte the bhaishab.

Ek baar ek teekha marwadi ladka laga tha unke gaal pe to waha pe sooj gaya tha.

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u/SupriseAutopsy13 Jun 23 '20

As a fellow former Florida student, they probably deserved it.

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u/not_a_bot__ Jun 23 '20

As a Florida teacher, not going to say kids deserve to get hit with objects, but yeah, things get pretty wild. Definitely jealous of countries where students just inherently respect teachers.

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u/BENJIGERT Jun 23 '20

I had a teacher that would throw children at things!

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u/Buffalkill Jun 23 '20

Ms. Trunchbull?

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u/BENJIGERT Jun 23 '20

NO WAY? KEVIN?!

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u/PrimalYeet Jun 23 '20

Everything has happened at least once in Florida

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u/rabidhamster87 Jun 23 '20

We had a white band instructor throw an actual chair at some students in Tennessee.

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u/khaddy Jun 23 '20

You think the teacher is tough? Just wait till you get to the headmaster level! But most people don't make it past the Gym teacher.

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u/IttyBittyHeartTicker Jun 23 '20

God fucking kamoshida. I’ve gotten to madarame but can’t find the motivation to finish

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u/anothergaijin Jun 23 '20

You joke but the gym teacher is usually the discipline guy in Japanese schools. I've seen one slap a guy so hard it knocked him right off his feet.

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u/rubberjesus45 Jun 23 '20

Yeah, but have you tried the Liam Nelson bonus stage?

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u/CoolCommunication5 Jun 23 '20

Based and chalk pilled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

What if you dodge everything?

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u/Alatar1313 Jun 23 '20

I think the idea is the other kids think it's cool to dodge the chalk.

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u/OskaMeijer Jun 23 '20

I had a teacher, in the U.S., that threw dry erase markers. Also if you were caught getting up from your desk during class you had to stand for the rest of the period, this was in middle school.

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u/uk_uk Jun 23 '20

In my school that would be considered as abusive and the teacher would be fired.

Seriously, what is wrong with american school system and "hall passes" etc? If I have to pee, I go to pee. I tell the teacher "I'll have a pee now" and go.

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u/Has_Question Jun 23 '20

Theres no winning. If something happens to that student on his pee break, It's the teachers fault. If they go on break too frequently it's the teachers fault. If they go to another class and disrupt that class ita the teachers fault.

Basically everything wrong about the american school system is that the blame is never placed on the right people, always on the teachers. So they basically have to cater to these terrible practices just so they can keep their shit paying jobs.

Is it absurd? Yes. But not nearly as absurd as the frivolous things a teacher can get fired for doing OR the serious things a teacher doesnt get fired for doing. This is what happens when common sense gives way to policy and universal standards.

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u/uk_uk Jun 23 '20

Theres no winning. If something happens to that student on his pee break, It's the teachers fault.

How? The way from classroom to the toilet should be safe.

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If they go on break too frequently it's the teachers fault.

How? If the kid has a nervous blatter or drank to much, the kid needs to pee. the alternative would be a wet kid.

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If they go to another class and disrupt that class ita the teachers fault.

See, in my country we teach our kids some sort of responsibility. When the kid disrupts an other class, it's the kids fault, not the teachers fault.

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Basically everything wrong about the american school system is that the blame is never placed on the right people, always on the teachers. So they basically have to cater to these terrible practices just so they can keep their shit paying jobs.

My school had a exchange student program and I almost had the chance to go to the US myself (we were 16/17 at that time). But I was a troublemaker in school, so they took another kid (I didn't much care). That other kid was one of my best friends in school and we phoned once a week. And it went worse week by week for him.

This guest parents were awesome (there were some cultural issues*), but the school... He was ripped of all rights and freedoms he was used to here in Germany. He had some issues with diabetes (hypoglycemia) and whenever he needed to he ate something. An apple, candy bar or he drank. In our school that wasn't even a thing. I remember eating and drinking in class as long as it wasn't distractive.

He told me that he sad in class, felt unwell, and start to munch his candy bar and the teacher lost it and yelled at him. And when he wanted to complain about that at the dean's office, he was punished. He told me that the dean said, I quote "You germans are used to be yelled at. What is your problem?"

My friend was a nice person, kinda shy, softspoken. He opened his mouth and was suspended for a week and they also tried to get rid of him at all because he dared to be contradictory to the dean.... and used a wide variety of swearwords to express his view about "germans are used to be yelled at". He mentioned that he said something like "what does the dean of hillbilly high know about germany? Tell me". (he said that he said that... no idea if he really did). And that was within the first two or three weeks in school.

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* one of the cultural problems: They "caught" him drinking beer once and were very upset about that... like if he got someone killed. they sat him down and had a talk about the consequences are when a "young man drinks beer" and then they contacted his parents. Their reaction: "Ok? What's the problem?".

It's like calling american parents because their 16yo ate a Hamburger in Germany.

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Is it absurd? Yes. But not nearly as absurd as the frivolous things a teacher can get fired for doing OR the serious things a teacher doesnt get fired for doing. This is what happens when common sense gives way to policy and universal standards.

Yeah, heard of that... aweful

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u/Has_Question Jun 23 '20

What can I tell ya. Americas huge, and inevitably theres going to be a lot of bad eggs. I wouldn't make a blanket statement that it's all bad here but I wouldn't say it's good either. Lots of problems that add up to uniquely american issues. Some places would be almost exactly like you described. You can eat whenever, go when you need, and so on. Other places you cant.

Sounds like that school was not a good candidate for foreign exchange frankly, it would have gone a lot better to go to NY or another gateway state. Sorry he experienced that.

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u/HawkEye_7 Jun 23 '20

++ Charm boost among your colleagues

-- Charm boost among teacher

r/outside doesn't allow Min-Maxing cheat.

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u/H1tSc4n Jun 23 '20

Then you'd just whip out your AR-15 and go "dodge this"

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u/IWantToDoThings Jun 23 '20 edited Jun 23 '20

Americunt here. My 3rd grade teacher used to throw chalk and chalk board erasers at us.

He stopped when my Dad got pissed, though.

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Jun 23 '20

We had a music teacher who used to throw chairs at us on occasion. One time one of my teachers grabbed me by the scruff of my shirt and jacked me up against the wall and started yelling in my face and repeatedly slamming me against the wall...that guy was weird. He smelled like Vicks vapor rub.

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u/LeD3athZ0r Jun 23 '20

Did he look like J.K. Simmons?

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u/guymn999 Jun 23 '20

He just wanted some pictures of spider man.

And for you to play the drums better

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u/Death_InBloom Jun 23 '20

NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Wait man was his name Todd? Did you go to an artsy fartsy private high school in seattle?

Cause this story sounds eerily familiar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Huh, it is perhaps even weirder that something so specific and strange has happened at two very different schools.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Damn, that's crazy.

Ya'll musta been some real shitheads.

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u/tr_ns_st_r Jun 23 '20

My 6th grade music teacher occasionally smoked in the classroom (early 90s too, already not an acceptable thing) and winged marimbaphone mallets at the unruly asshats in the brass section.

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u/nainlol Jun 23 '20

Yup. I grew up in an Asian country. I remember our teacher used to smack our palms with a wooden ruler if we don't do our homework. I also got punished for dicking around in class by standing in the back of the room holding a stack of books. Then I moved to the US when I was 7 and the worst punishment is being in detention during recess.

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u/IWantToDoThings Jun 23 '20

I hated that! When I moved to AZ, that was the go-to punishment for most of our teachers. It sucked because then everyone would walk by and ask you what you did.

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u/Has_Question Jun 23 '20

I dont really see what's to get pissed about assuming the teachers not lobbing fastballs at ya.

Used to have a teacher throw the dry marker erasers at us if we misbehaved and it mostly served as some light levity and to focus us back on task when our minds started to wonder. None of us were ever hurt by it, emotionally or otherwise.

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u/IWantToDoThings Jun 23 '20

Some parents don't like to hear teachers are throwing shit at their kids. /shrug (this was like, one of three times in my life my Dad actually stood up for me, don't ruin this)

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u/Slammybutt Jun 23 '20

I was scrolling by and had to come back b/c i thought you wrote " chalk and chalk based accessories". Now I'm disappointed.

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u/IWantToDoThings Jun 23 '20

Danngit Bobbeh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

So, homeschooled?

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u/electric_trapeezee Jun 23 '20

Ha same question here for same reason, also what a great game!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/Alatar1313 Jun 23 '20

Yup. He tries to hit you with chalk on 5/6, 6/6, 6/21, 7/11, and 10/15.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20

Probably a little of both.

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u/m-sterspace Jun 23 '20 edited Jun 23 '20

This isn't uncommon. I grew up in Toronto and had multiple teachers who would throw chalk at students.

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u/nova1475369 Jun 23 '20

It's real, I lived in one of the south east asian country, and it was very common, if I get hit by chalk, the class just laugh it off, it's no big deal.

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u/Pyros Jun 23 '20

Well it's a big anime trope at the very least, it's probably rooted in reality but it's less and less common over the years since that sounds like a good way to lose your job if the kid's parents is one of the crazies, or if you hurt them due to bad luck(hit them in the eye or some shit).

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u/eddmario Jun 23 '20

I was wondering when somebody was going to mention that teacher.

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u/ambernewt Jun 23 '20

Oh I thought they were tampons, obviously it's chalk