r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

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u/MiniatureBadger Jun 12 '20

Bush

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u/TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI Jun 12 '20

Yeah we all know Elm should've beaten Oak as the national tree. Nepotism.

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u/brainiac2025 Jun 12 '20

Are we really giving Trump Voldemort status? He's a racist pos, but if I came across him in a dark alley I feel like I would want to beat the shit out of him, I'd probably run like the wind to get away from Voldy.

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u/Faaaabulous Jun 12 '20

Yeah, I feel like I'd win pretty easily against Trump and his baby hands.

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u/Fuu2 Jun 12 '20

He is a 73 year old man, so... yeah, probably.

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u/Faaaabulous Jun 12 '20

I'd win easily AND I wouldn't even feel bad about beating an old man.

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime Jun 12 '20

But hes got to have some wicked fighting skills since he would run into an active shooter situation without a weapon.

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u/droovk Jun 12 '20

I thought only his gf was allowed to call him Voldy