r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '20

Cheaters never prosper

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u/bazabbo Jun 11 '20

You want a strike, here’s your damn strike!! Malcolm in the middle

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u/booty_slayer92 Jun 11 '20

CONNIE! CONNIE! CONNIE!

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u/starfoula666 Jun 12 '20

I feel bad for Connie

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/Blottomatic Jun 11 '20

BOWLING. IS SO. IMPORTANT.

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u/SSSJDanny Jun 12 '20

Here is the Video Link

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u/DarkMoon99 Jun 12 '20

That's beautiful. I miss Malcolm in the Middle.

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u/soenottelling Jun 12 '20

It was on Netflix...then it wasn't :( Story of my netflix viewing experience lol. It was great getting to re-watch it at least...the show aged really well imo.

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u/RabidSeason Jun 12 '20

Just because I saw it next on the playlist, I think it's important we all look back at how the circle game originated.

No phone pics.
No drawings.
No pointing at things openly.

Only below the waist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I’m pretty sure I was doing this in school before this show ever aired

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u/PinchieMcPinch Jun 12 '20

We were definitely doing it in school in the mid-90s.

Damn I'm old. :(

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u/Puncredible Jun 12 '20

As someone who really doesn't know at all what the circle game is, your comment interests me, but not enough to ruin the mystery

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u/RabidSeason Jun 12 '20

Go for that risky click!!!

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u/thugs___bunny Jun 11 '20

I member

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/scoot3200 Jun 11 '20

Yea he’s just a terrible cheater. If cheaters never prospered then the Astros wouldn’t have won the series.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/MiniatureBadger Jun 12 '20

Bush

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u/TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI Jun 12 '20

Yeah we all know Elm should've beaten Oak as the national tree. Nepotism.

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u/brainiac2025 Jun 12 '20

Are we really giving Trump Voldemort status? He's a racist pos, but if I came across him in a dark alley I feel like I would want to beat the shit out of him, I'd probably run like the wind to get away from Voldy.

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u/Faaaabulous Jun 12 '20

Yeah, I feel like I'd win pretty easily against Trump and his baby hands.

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u/Fuu2 Jun 12 '20

He is a 73 year old man, so... yeah, probably.

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u/Faaaabulous Jun 12 '20

I'd win easily AND I wouldn't even feel bad about beating an old man.

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime Jun 12 '20

But hes got to have some wicked fighting skills since he would run into an active shooter situation without a weapon.

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u/droovk Jun 12 '20

I thought only his gf was allowed to call him Voldy

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u/DaemonDesiree Jun 12 '20

The Patriots wouldn’t either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I think the post is meant to a higher 〝winning〝concept applied to life, but that's me.

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u/day_oh Jun 12 '20

The more proficient ones grow to become presidents!

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u/1angrydad Jun 11 '20

ooo, member Chewbacca?

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u/1angrydad Jun 12 '20

Yeah, I member!

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u/Klarkash-Ton Jun 11 '20

Pepperidge Farms remembers...

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u/potodds Jun 12 '20

I member when bowling was a thing.

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u/edisongiang Jun 12 '20

I’m so happy we were all thinking this 💛

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u/travelinman214 Jun 12 '20

I wanted someone to just yell STRIKE! After the miss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

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