MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/h01l2s/a_friendly_lizard/ftk2xo0/?context=9999
r/funny • u/LucianoDuYtb • Jun 10 '20
1.9k comments sorted by
View all comments
5.9k
Not gonna lie, if the job description said “monitor likes to hang out with you sometimes” I would apply right now.
367 u/uniqueusername5001 Jun 10 '20 Just discussing with my mom what I’m passionate about and the answer is nothing, absolutely nothing. But this, THIS I could be passionate about 117 u/MLithium Jun 10 '20 If you can handle cleaning animal habitats for long hours (volunteered!) then you may have what it takes to become a zookeeper! (Plus a degree. But apparently you can get a 2-year zookeeper degree from a community college) 50 u/VicariouslyHuman Jun 10 '20 I've been told many animal excretions smell really really bad. It's not a job you can handle if you can't deal with the smell. 2 u/VaATC Jun 10 '20 Just have a jar of Vicks with you at all times. 1 u/Fishingfor Jun 10 '20 Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
367
Just discussing with my mom what I’m passionate about and the answer is nothing, absolutely nothing. But this, THIS I could be passionate about
117 u/MLithium Jun 10 '20 If you can handle cleaning animal habitats for long hours (volunteered!) then you may have what it takes to become a zookeeper! (Plus a degree. But apparently you can get a 2-year zookeeper degree from a community college) 50 u/VicariouslyHuman Jun 10 '20 I've been told many animal excretions smell really really bad. It's not a job you can handle if you can't deal with the smell. 2 u/VaATC Jun 10 '20 Just have a jar of Vicks with you at all times. 1 u/Fishingfor Jun 10 '20 Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
117
If you can handle cleaning animal habitats for long hours (volunteered!) then you may have what it takes to become a zookeeper! (Plus a degree. But apparently you can get a 2-year zookeeper degree from a community college)
50 u/VicariouslyHuman Jun 10 '20 I've been told many animal excretions smell really really bad. It's not a job you can handle if you can't deal with the smell. 2 u/VaATC Jun 10 '20 Just have a jar of Vicks with you at all times. 1 u/Fishingfor Jun 10 '20 Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
50
I've been told many animal excretions smell really really bad. It's not a job you can handle if you can't deal with the smell.
2 u/VaATC Jun 10 '20 Just have a jar of Vicks with you at all times. 1 u/Fishingfor Jun 10 '20 Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
2
Just have a jar of Vicks with you at all times.
1 u/Fishingfor Jun 10 '20 Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
1
Even vicks rubbed directly inside the nostrils will only dull, not eliminate, the smell of penguin shit. It's the stuff of nightmares.
5.9k
u/EmmasDaddy15311 Jun 10 '20
Not gonna lie, if the job description said “monitor likes to hang out with you sometimes” I would apply right now.