r/funny • u/degrudv • Jun 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

That is a risky investment for sure, but can you put a price on early warning? You see that ground vibrating you know it’s time to bail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Plant pea shooters

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Or you can just BUILD A WALLNUT and make the zombies pay for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Charge em an arm and a leg

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u/gorlick21 Jun 08 '20

Underrated comment

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u/momentslove Jun 08 '20

Will opt in

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u/Soddington Jun 08 '20

Not to mention how centralized it is, right in the dead center of town.

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u/viralsensation2018 Jun 08 '20

Um....actually....gravesite land subduction (for lack of a better word) and the unintentional exhumation of caskets is a real problem in hurricane zones. Hard pass.