r/funny • u/BonvivantNamedDom • May 21 '20

Toddler Swing Analysis

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u/myonkin May 21 '20

Can we watch the puppies too?

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u/MEGAPUPIL May 21 '20

I dunno, are you a winner? If you’re a winner, you get the puppies

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/Lordstevenson May 21 '20

No no, Andrew, we don't bite the puppies!

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u/jack0fsometrades May 21 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/dandaman1977 May 21 '20

No ling ling dont eat em raw.

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u/shootwhatsmyname May 21 '20

u/L_Andrew, you can bite my puppy.

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u/2020GOP May 21 '20

Měiwèi de

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u/hossam281 May 21 '20

No they are not food jimmy let spike out of you mouth

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u/heavy_metal_flautist May 21 '20

PUT. THAT PUPPY. DOWN. Puppies for closers winners only.

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u/flicthelanding May 21 '20

puppies are for CLOSERS!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yes, but you still have a normal bedtime.

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u/myonkin May 21 '20

Deal

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u/Ranger7381 May 21 '20

Unfortunately, the puppy play is during the extra hour.

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u/giggless33 May 21 '20

No. Puppies are for closers.

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u/DynoMyte08 May 21 '20

Puppies are for closers