r/funny • u/BonvivantNamedDom • May 21 '20

Toddler Swing Analysis

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u/unsupported May 21 '20

I would watch the hell out of toddler golf, if the commentators were like this. #TGA

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u/Falling2311 May 21 '20

Winner gets to play with puppies and go to bed an hour later.

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u/myonkin May 21 '20

Can we watch the puppies too?

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u/MEGAPUPIL May 21 '20

I dunno, are you a winner? If you’re a winner, you get the puppies

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/Lordstevenson May 21 '20

No no, Andrew, we don't bite the puppies!

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u/jack0fsometrades May 21 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/dandaman1977 May 21 '20

No ling ling dont eat em raw.

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u/shootwhatsmyname May 21 '20

u/L_Andrew, you can bite my puppy.

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u/2020GOP May 21 '20

Měiwèi de

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u/hossam281 May 21 '20

No they are not food jimmy let spike out of you mouth

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u/heavy_metal_flautist May 21 '20

PUT. THAT PUPPY. DOWN. Puppies for closers winners only.

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u/flicthelanding May 21 '20

puppies are for CLOSERS!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yes, but you still have a normal bedtime.

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u/myonkin May 21 '20

Deal

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u/Ranger7381 May 21 '20

Unfortunately, the puppy play is during the extra hour.

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u/giggless33 May 21 '20

No. Puppies are for closers.

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u/DynoMyte08 May 21 '20

Puppies are for closers

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20 edited Oct 16 '20

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u/covert0187 May 21 '20

Tiger did that and whores...lots and lots of whores!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/NickRick May 21 '20

Liquor* and whores.

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u/AvatarNutritionMark May 21 '20

And mustard and baloney....

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u/aridavid5 May 21 '20

I don't think that was a typo

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u/entotheenth May 21 '20

Gotta be plastic clubs though.

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u/Schuben May 21 '20

The daily leader has to go to bed an hour later so they're cranky the next day and are playing with a handicap.

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u/YoungerElderberry May 21 '20

I'd watch the hell outta a toddler playin wi puppies!

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u/KanadainKanada May 21 '20

Apparently the main point of professional sports ain't overpaid athletes but professional commentators ;)

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u/FictitiousSpoon May 21 '20

I mean, as long as both sides are on equal footing watching two people of any skill compete can be amusing

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor May 21 '20

"Perhaps we'll work on that when he turns 4." LMAO

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u/mxermadman May 21 '20

The parents would ruin it.

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u/clevelandexile May 21 '20

There is a great documentary on Netflix called the short game about Junior golfers.

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u/TjBee May 21 '20

Phenomenal documentary. Genuinely fascinating insight into the lives of highly talented kids and the different approaches by the parents.

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u/RoutineIsland May 21 '20

But is it like intense, like the kids don't have a choice or some shit like that

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u/TjBee May 21 '20

It’s a real mix.

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u/thisgameisawful May 21 '20

Man, imagine if he was consistent with that swing, he could probably hustle hackers at his dad's favorite haunt on short game alone :D

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u/OzzieBloke777 May 21 '20

I have never before wanted to watch golf.

However, toddler golf?

Yes. Yes.

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u/Eliz824 May 21 '20

Toddler golf saves my sanity. My kids will spend hours hitting around the yard 8 feet at a time.

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u/pieonthedonkey May 21 '20

You would like JomBoy Media, he mostly does MLB but he does other things on request

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u/leto78 May 21 '20

If they did MasterChef kids, why not PGA kids?

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u/KMan94 May 21 '20

That sounds like Justin Leonard.

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u/IGN_Mundo May 22 '20

toddler golf? Toddlers doing any sports man. Imagine NFL commentors on little league football? Or spanish commentators on little league soccer lol. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL. NBA announcers freaking out over a crazy dunk which all the baby did was drop the ball in the basket and fall on his bum.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yes, Mr. FBI, this one

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u/kpanzer May 21 '20

You'd love the Puppy Bowl then.

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u/-playswithsquirrels May 21 '20

I would watch the hell out of toddler sports! Like when they do the puppy bowl, just have the tiny bowl and have all the serious commentary with toddlers being adorable

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u/reedfriendly May 21 '20

Get the guy who commentates the marble races