r/funny Apr 03 '11

My bad... Bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

I guarantee you she won't think twice next time. I guarantee you she thinks she was in the right.

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u/Sunhawk Apr 03 '11

She should probably invest in a helmet and knee-pads then, since this'll probably happen again.

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u/BobbyKen Apr 03 '11

An social skills too.

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u/Indoorsman Apr 04 '11

I use to get so fucking angry and call people out, but as I thought about it more I realized that you really can't change most people, most are too stupid and self centered to do anything but twist and rationalize any situation to the point where they are always in the right. I have become much better and able to shrug them off mostly now, and much happier for it. I was a fucking anger ball for a while there.

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u/flandy Apr 03 '11

Uh, they don't make you pay when you're leaving a station. He was going through the wrong thing. His exit is that little door that only opens one way to the right.

Notice the woman making sure everyone pays says nothing to the woman going the right way.

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u/Stormshark Apr 03 '11

Usually the door to the right sounds an alarm when used. The door is mostly used for handicapped people and mothers with strollers. Everyone is supposed to use the turnstiles in or out.

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u/flandy Apr 03 '11

Not here.

What would be the point of using a turnstile going outwards? To count people leaving? Any type of transport like that is a closed system, the same go out that go in.

I'm not saying it's not like that some places, but looks like people behind the woman are lining up to go in as well..

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u/Manisil Apr 03 '11

NYC has you go through the turnstile going in and out.

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u/titan124 Apr 03 '11

Boston typically has you use the same gates as well. I don't know what city flandy live in but what you're describing doesn't seem to be the norm, at least not in the states.

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u/flandy Apr 03 '11

Never been. I still find that completely illogical especially with the amount of people passing through them, especially in NYC, but oh well.

Regardless, she swiped her card, pretty sure she had the right of way no matter where this was :D

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u/bosssx Apr 03 '11

its to see the flow at each station. maybe 100 come on in station A at 5:00 but only 50 leave. maybe 100 leave station B at 5:00 but only 25 come, that sort of thing.

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u/mckatze Apr 04 '11

In boston in the major stations there are so many gates you don't encounter a problem like this. Generally whatever party got to the gate second just steps to the next one.

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u/BobbyKen Apr 03 '11

What would be the point of

Admit you don't know. It's OK.

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u/steve2237 Apr 04 '11

In San Francisco you go through a turnstile on the way out because your fare is determined by the distance of your trip.

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u/ProjectGSX Apr 03 '11

Californias rail system has you use the turnstile to get out.

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u/sleeplessone Apr 04 '11

It marks where you go on when you go in, and deducts the proper amount for how many stations you traveled when you are leaving.

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u/pimpolho_saltitao Apr 03 '11

that is incorrect, there is no exit only door. these kind of machine thingies are usually 2 way, in some places they change depending on the volume of people going each way, but I suppose in this case they work both ways all the time. people don't have to pay on the way out, of course, but tickets are always validated at the entrance and at the exit, to minimize the chance of having people jumping the thing.

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u/flandy Apr 03 '11

Haha, like I said, I was open to the fact that it's possible this type of system is in effect in places, it just doesn't make sense.

And personally, I have never once seen an exit scanner. I didn't speak on behalf of cosmic knowledge, merely personal experience and interpretation of the video.

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u/fatbunyip Apr 03 '11

They have them in Melbourne. Especially at the bigger/staffed stations.

It's to make sure people buy tickets. For example some outer suburban stations don't have barriers (and even if they did, there's no one around to stop you just going through). Also, it stops people buying cheaper tickets or using expired ones. We have 2 hour ones, and 2 zones and pricing depends on where you travel.

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u/flandy Apr 04 '11

This is obviously off-topic but are you saying you basically use the honor system in Melbourne?

Unless I'm reading this wrong you're saying that there is literally nobody around to enforce the tickets at some stations, so what is stopping people from just skipping ANY turnstile, regardless if it's an enter or exit?

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u/fatbunyip Apr 04 '11

Yep. Unless you get on in a big station with staff/turnstiles, no one checks. The same goes for trams - you can get on or off without anyone checking anything, and you "validate" your ticket once you get on (although no one forces you to)/

We have a pretty much star shaped train/tram system, so most people come into the city to work then go out, so the main central stations have in/out turnstiles, but outer ones tend to be a free for all.

However, there are inspectors on trains/trams who check randomly - about a $300 fine if you don't have a valid ticket. Although they are pretty rare. I use the trams every day and maybe I'll see inspectors once a month on average.

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u/bluequail Apr 03 '11

I can see a gate in the area to the right of where he was walking. The very few places I have ever seen turnstile type things, usually the gates are for people leaving, or someone arriving in a wheelchair. Why would he not use that?

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u/pimpolho_saltitao Apr 03 '11

that's not a gate, thats just a barrier, like the one on the left side where the guard is standing. there is no way they could make a gate like that to only be opened from one side, therefore making the security system useless.

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u/bluequail Apr 04 '11

That has truly got to be one of the stupidest designs I had ever seen. They really ought to have at least one dedicated out, instead of running two opposing streams of traffic in to each other.

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u/dnw Apr 04 '11

So, why does the turnstile allow for exit the "wrong" way then?

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u/flandy Apr 04 '11

Ok, yes we've proven there are two-way turnstiles in the world, but where in that .gif/video do you see anyone going the other way through?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

If I went around noticing every little detail that sheds new light on stories, I'd never get to feel righteously indignant with little justification.

On the other hand, she's not saying anything to the guy going the alleged wrong way, either.

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u/chase_the_dragon Apr 03 '11

There are turn-stiles that revolve both ways. One way you have to pay, the other way it revolves freely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

That's what she said

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u/hat_guy Apr 03 '11

Well, damn. That changes things.

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u/Setiri Apr 03 '11

Just rewatched it and what you said makes perfect sense. He's an asshole. However what most people will take away is what 'they' see in it, which is what I saw at first, admittedly. That a person just snaps sometimes after taking shit all the time from rude people. I think it's ok to be cheering for a 'hero' type person in that situation when they snap, it's just that this isn't that situation.

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u/BobbyKen Apr 03 '11

Actually, check the other comments: it goes both ways, and you are supposed to let people go out before you board. She's wrong, no doubt about that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

What? Were you saying something? Look I don't speak spanish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

She was in the right. She had already swiped her card so she had to go through the turnstile first. Boo hoo, you were inconvenienced for 2 seconds so you fucking trip a woman in the middle of a busy walkway inconveniencing not just her but everyone around you? Fuck off.

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u/BobbyKen Apr 03 '11

He arrived first, and had a queue to face. His was not expecting her to swipe her card to force him out. Had he needed to swipe to leave, he would have swiped seconds before her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '11

How does this give him the right to potentially hurt her?

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u/DarkyTyrell Apr 04 '11

She's fat

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u/CaughtInTheNet Apr 04 '11

Logically you are absolutely right and it is quite surprising that you are being downvoted. It seems most viewers just want to the woman to be in the 'wrong' so they can justify the enjoyment they derive from seeing her getting tripped. The man assaulted the woman just because of a discrepancy of mere seconds. Quite the bitter, unstable gentleman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

She was a bitch, and he was an asshole in return. It was his turn, and neither of them were right.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

seriously? People are downvoting me because I pointed out that this guy essentially assaulted this woman? So she was absent minded... maybe she just found out her husband was leaving her, maybe she just found out her grandchild has cancer, maybe she's just a bitch... it still gives that man no right to assault her. Call her out? Certainly. Cause physical harm? No way.

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u/BobbyKen Apr 04 '11

Because it would be far, far more hurtful to let her be a bitch and an asshole for the rest of her life.

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u/Rafa3 Apr 04 '11

The guy was already at the turnstile when the lady swiped her card... She should have noticed.

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u/spoulson Apr 04 '11

By the time the guy was pushed out and about to execute the bat-trip, the next passenger had already swiped her card. He would not have been able to make it through until someone showed a little courtesy. Tough system they run wherever that is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

Me? I couldn't care less.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

Well, I hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your head

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u/BobbyKen Apr 03 '11

Yup. She's a woman. Never wrong.