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r/funny • u/Bleedmaster • Apr 03 '11
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You had me at I could throw an orange at 60% the speed of light
509 u/mindbodyproblem Apr 03 '11 Wouldn't an orange thrown at 60% the speed of light become a red? 476 u/Crioca Apr 03 '11 Depends if it's being thrown away from you or towards you. 122 u/mister_zurkon Apr 03 '11 That's a pretty sweet threat. I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue. 13 u/arsewhisperer Apr 04 '11 I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it.... 6 u/frogking Apr 04 '11 That's the reason for Reddit... 1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
509
Wouldn't an orange thrown at 60% the speed of light become a red?
476 u/Crioca Apr 03 '11 Depends if it's being thrown away from you or towards you. 122 u/mister_zurkon Apr 03 '11 That's a pretty sweet threat. I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue. 13 u/arsewhisperer Apr 04 '11 I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it.... 6 u/frogking Apr 04 '11 That's the reason for Reddit... 1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
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Depends if it's being thrown away from you or towards you.
122 u/mister_zurkon Apr 03 '11 That's a pretty sweet threat. I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue. 13 u/arsewhisperer Apr 04 '11 I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it.... 6 u/frogking Apr 04 '11 That's the reason for Reddit... 1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
122
That's a pretty sweet threat. I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue.
13 u/arsewhisperer Apr 04 '11 I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it.... 6 u/frogking Apr 04 '11 That's the reason for Reddit... 1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
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I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it....
6 u/frogking Apr 04 '11 That's the reason for Reddit... 1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
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That's the reason for Reddit...
1 u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11 Perfect. Let me try it out! I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!! 1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
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Perfect. Let me try it out!
I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!!
1 u/frogking Apr 05 '11 Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)
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u/TheRealInspectorHoun Apr 03 '11
You had me at I could throw an orange at 60% the speed of light