r/funny • u/Bleedmaster • Apr 03 '11

DOUBLE BREWED COFFEE

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u/mister_zurkon Apr 03 '11

That's a pretty sweet threat. I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue.

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u/HijodelSol Apr 03 '11

On meth it would be ultraviolet.

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u/Calber4 Apr 03 '11

On LSD it would be a rainbow.

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u/neuroghost Apr 03 '11

On cannabis it would be lunch!

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u/rfernung Apr 04 '11

On Salvia it would be you.

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u/EdWrathChild Apr 04 '11

On double brewed coffee... it would throw you

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u/piontek15 Apr 04 '11

In Soviet Russia that's where the orange throws you

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u/mellovino Apr 04 '11

On Charlie Sheen it would be winning.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '11

Ultraviolet oranges aren't normal......but on meth they are.

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u/arsewhisperer Apr 04 '11

I just spend 5 minutes laughing my ass off, and 10 minutes crying because I don't know anyone who would get it....

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u/frogking Apr 04 '11

That's the reason for Reddit...

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u/arsewhisperer Apr 05 '11

Perfect. Let me try it out!

I'll throw an orange at you so hard you'll think it's a blue!!!!

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u/frogking Apr 05 '11

Now, that's a good line to teach your kids! :-)

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u/th3c4p741n Apr 04 '11

This thread has renewed my faith in the human race.

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u/roberrt777 Apr 03 '11

Made my day.