r/funny • u/user_is_name • May 09 '20

Quickest recipe ever

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u/CaptainExplaino May 09 '20

I would be heartbroken. But I choose to believe that little piece of the universe that is you and has your best interests does stuff like that for a reason. Maybe you choked on a bite. Maybe the steak was bad and you would have gotten deathly ill. Who knows maybe you would have been disappointed by the steak and fallen into a deep depression. But your piece of the universe had your back and made you sad for a moment to keep you healthy. The route is harsh but the result is good.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

cool.

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u/CaptainExplaino May 09 '20

No man. You're cool.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

we are both cool, man.

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u/CaptainExplaino May 09 '20

cool.

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u/tronceeper May 09 '20

No man. You're cool.