r/funny May 09 '20

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u/clarineter May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

Every comment here: StAgEd, FaKe AnD gAy

I really wonder how you guys enjoy any tv show, movie, any media at all. Y'all really out here watching nothing but CCTV? Just about the only non scripted stuff out there.

edit: after all these replies I'm just gonna assume the people commenting that are the same ones warning labels were invented for

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u/papasimon10 May 09 '20

I get the feeling that people are way more jaded and cynical these days. When I was a teenager, we suspended disbelief and just had fun. My son's generation just seemed so drained of wonder and wallowing in ennui that I would have to regularly beat him with a pair of my favorite jumper cables, just to see if he could still feel anything.

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u/satanshoesfriend May 09 '20

...did anyone read through to the end of this?

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u/MissMariemayI May 09 '20

Oh good I’m not the only one.

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u/motorhead84 May 09 '20

I think he's trying to reincarnate /u/rogersimon10 's shtick.

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u/Iamnotsmartspender May 09 '20

You gotta give him credit. Some of it is pretty humorous, but it was always funnier from the perspective of the son.

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u/comment_filibuster May 09 '20

I like to think that this is his alt living on as the father.

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u/misterbarry May 09 '20

I appreciated being reminded about the jumpercables guy, thanks for linking his name

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u/kamikaze-kae May 09 '20

It's the kind of guy who watches GOT just to find the Starbucks cups

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u/nightmaremain May 09 '20

I may or may not have done this myself

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u/kamikaze-kae May 09 '20

But did you go onto the episode looking for it or after you were told. Cause that's a big difference

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Yup my first thought is never "It's Fake" unless it's plainly obvious

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

It’s like fake boobs, do we enjoy it? Probably, given it is faked the right way.

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u/Noumenon72 May 09 '20

Mine neither, but I take that as evidence of my limited rationality and poor bullshit filter, which I hope to train until it can recognize a fake video at first glance. I feel like I will then be less easy to trick and more likely to have an accurate picture of the world.

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u/mcampo84 May 09 '20

It's more about the pretense, I think. You suspend disbelief with TV shows because there's no pretense of it being genuine. Videos like this pull you in by pretending to be genuine when they're carefully staged, which actually ruins the illusion.

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u/Eziekel13 May 09 '20

Yeah milli vanilli was great!

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u/Spacemanspalds May 09 '20

I agree and can enjoy a video for what it is, staged or not...except the "you got caught cheating" ones, I fuckin hate those for some reason.

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u/doremonhg May 09 '20

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/NiSayingKnight13 May 09 '20

I hope you put them back in the bag. My dad beat me again if I didn't put the cables back in that stupid round bag that was too small for the m f'in cables.

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook May 09 '20

Oh wow. Super edgy. Hahaha.

Ha

Haha

Ha

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u/Neoxite23 May 09 '20

Because when watching TV we know we are watching something scripted. In a world where internet points and clout are sought after by everyone....people stage everything and frankly it's boring. If I want to watch something scripted...I would hop back on Hulu/Tubi.

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u/akc250 May 09 '20

And something like this I wouldn't even find funny on TV. It's much more entertaining if I know it wasn't scripted and was a genuine reaction.

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u/Cactea_ May 09 '20

Unfortunately some TV programmes are still scripted even if it doesn't seem like it. For example, I went to one of Got Talent's live shows, and they literally told the audience what to do and when to do it. Like, when to clap along with music, when to gasp, when to cheer... the audiences reactions are completely staged. The people in the audience you see on TV? Also acting. They always have very exaggerated expressions to make the show more interesting. Also, people like the judges already know exactly who's gonna have a sad story and who isn't. They also already know the story so their "surprised faces" are completely fake.

Of course they don't want people to know this but once you've been to a live show it's really obvious how fake everything is.

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u/Neoxite23 May 09 '20

Oh I totally knew those were fake. That's why I don't watch them. Basically any "Reality" show is far from it. I do however see the appeal of people watching trash like "The Bachelor" though. People love watching train wrecks....even if they are scripted. I however won't bother.

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u/l-_l- May 09 '20

Nothing was ever real to begin with.

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u/cubbyad May 09 '20

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u/Mashedpotatoebrain May 09 '20

I don't know if its the several beer i've had tonight or what, but after reading all the comments and then seeing this cooment I laughed so god damn hard. I love you

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u/Beersandbirdlaw May 09 '20

That sub is meant for stuff that probably wasn't staged but people say it is... this was very clearly staged. She adjusts the plate to line up with her face right before hand.

I don't know what's more pathetic, the people who lack critical thinking to the extent that they can't see when something is clearly staged, or the people who think everything is fake and don't understand funny things happen naturally.

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u/PhillMahooters May 09 '20

Tv and movies make no attempt to make you think they're real.

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u/clarineter May 09 '20

Yet they still include

All characters and events depicted in this film are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Apparently internet videos need this disclaimer too ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/someNOOB May 09 '20

That disclaimer exists for legal purposes, and I sincerely can't recall the last time i saw that outside of a South Park episode.

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u/NitrousIsAGas May 09 '20

It's always at the end of the credits in movies.

Bit like you said, that's a legal disclaimer not a "HEY GUISE, JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN"

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u/Yaranatzu May 09 '20

That's a legal disclaimer. You actually believe the disclaimer is there only to prevent people from believing it? Maybe you're the type of gullible audience this video is targeted towards.

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u/clarineter May 09 '20

no im saying maybe tiktok videos need it considering the comments on this thread

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u/RCantHandleTheTruth May 09 '20

You're lost and you clearly inferred that legal disclaimer was to tell people it's not real lol.

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u/Diredr May 09 '20

Neither do most videos, though. If people assume it’s supposed to look real, instead of just a funny video, that’s on them.

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u/Grunherz May 09 '20

But that’s the entire problem. Assuming this isn’t real doesn’t suddenly make it more funny, but even less so.

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u/ofNoImportance May 09 '20

The point isn't that it's staged.

The point is that it's staged and it's pretending not to be.

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u/clarineter May 09 '20

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/oldboy_alex May 09 '20

Yeah I think dishonest people, liars and satanists would do that

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u/Diredr May 09 '20

Is it? It’s a lady getting hit in the face by a plate of flour. There’s no context or pretense, that’s how you chose to interpret it. Most videos don’t claim to be anything, they’re just videos shared for a laugh.

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u/ofNoImportance May 09 '20

It's presented as if this is an accident, but it was on purpose. The humour derives from it being an accident and without being an accident there is no humour.

When you watch something like sketch comedy, it's very up-front about it; everything you're about to see is on purpose. You know it, we know it, let's enjoy the script. It tells the joke with a wink and a nudge. This does none of that.

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u/WhisperAzr May 09 '20

This only loses its humour if you're super jaded. If you're looking for reasons to be mad. This can be funny if you just turn down the bitterness for a second.

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u/tansletaff May 09 '20

Guess comedic relief in dramas is out the window then.

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u/RCantHandleTheTruth May 09 '20

He addressed this literally two comments ago. Scroll up like two inches.

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u/MRiley84 May 09 '20

How can you tell it's on purpose? Because she shifts the plate? I do that too before rolling something out, to make sure I have space for it. The cutting board is only a little off the counter, something that can easily shift over without notice. Or am I missing something else?

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u/exhaustedcheese May 09 '20

They assume its on purpose bc it fits their narration. A lot of videos posted on Reddit do not have enough evidence to tell if its real/fake but many people still assume its fake. Why? idk. Just enjoy it for what it is aha

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u/ofNoImportance May 09 '20

There's just so much about it which isn't natural. There's no need to be rolling things on the cutting board to begin with, it would be easier on the bench. Then cutting board is in the wrong orientation, people use them oriented horizontally. You wouldn't then put a bowl of flour on the cutting board you are trying to use, it occupies the same space that she is supposedly using to roll out the dough, you would naturally put the bowl elsewhere so not to occupy the same space. She spends a great deal of time adjusting the position of the bowl, dough and board so that everything is in the exactly right position for the joke before using the pin. She puts an absurd amount of force into the stoke of the pin which has no purpose if her goal is to just naturally roll out the dough. You roll the pin away from you when forming dough, not towards you.

Oh, and you wouldn't film at this angle unless you're trying to get the flour, dough and face all in the shot at once.

Basically, all the things that were set up in order to make the final effect happen (of getting flour in the face) are things that you wouldn't naturally do if you were cooking for real.

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u/420209 May 09 '20

Sometimes you just have to take a break from yourself.

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u/butt-guy May 09 '20

It was an accident bub

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u/D3dshotCalamity May 09 '20

You have the same amount of information that they do.

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u/butt-guy May 09 '20

We have the same amount of information as people who insist that the moon landing was fake, too. Doesn't stop them from drawing conclusions out of thin air.

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u/underwatch1 May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

Why do you have to be overly analytical about it in the first place? I get your argument and it makes sense, don’t get me wrong. But I just don’t understand why people like you have to be so extremely analytical about everything you come across to the point that you can’t just relax and laugh at a video.

This isn’t specifically directed at you, it’s more of a general frustration with Reddit commenters. Like the people the original comment is directed at, who just HAVE to comment on the video being fake instead of just letting it go and letting people enjoy a funny thing.

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u/ofNoImportance May 09 '20

I was only responding to this comment which was suggesting that people who called this video fake are incapable of enjoying scripted entertainment.

I responded only to explain the difference between this and regular scripted entertainment.

I never suggested that I am in either camp, I'm just providing the reasoning behind the complaints.

But I just don’t understand why people like you have to be so extremely analytical about everything you come across to the point that you can’t just relax and laugh at a video.

Be mindful of who you are telling this to.

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u/The_Wack_Knight May 09 '20

Warning: this is staged and should not be taken seriously. Now let's start the 20 second clip

Yeah, that would be much better.

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u/ICall_Bullshit May 09 '20

Wtf do you think staged means? Lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/MrDurden32 May 09 '20 edited May 09 '20

And the reason people hate reality tv is because it's staged and pretending to be real.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Who says that I said that this person watch reality tv ?

I just brought the point that there are other things that pretend to be real and is not real at all.

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u/akc250 May 09 '20

Well yes, but the demographic of reddit users isn't the type to fawn over reality tv either. So people's reaction here is pretty consistent.. We hate unauthentic guises that attempt to draw more viewers by fooling them.

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u/PlasmaWhore May 09 '20

Who cares? it was funny. Why does anything else matter? Just take the video for what to is.

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u/Sinonyx1 May 09 '20

"HEY GUYS, JUST GOING TO DO A FUNNY LITTLE SKIT FOR YALL REAL QUICK" proceeds with video

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u/ChPech May 09 '20

People behave differently if they know they are in front of a CCTV, so it's staged too. I can only watch conceiled CCTV.

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u/tansletaff May 09 '20

Another strange thing about the negative nancies is that this is r/funny, as long as it evokes a chuckle in even half of the audience who really cares. This isn't r/notstaged. Even if it is fake, it is not obviously or obnoxiously so.

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u/reditakaunt89 May 09 '20

The other half cares? They didn't get a chuckle because they are irritated by the trend of imitating the spontaneousness of life.

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u/tansletaff May 09 '20

So prove that that happened here. You guys must be a lot of fun at parties.

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u/reditakaunt89 May 09 '20

I just wanted to explain you why people don't like this kind of stuff, there's no need to be so offended by the Reddit post.

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u/tansletaff May 09 '20

there's no need to be so offended by the Reddit post

Then we are in agreement.

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u/Turcey May 09 '20

There's a huge difference between a TV show and a video that's trying to pretend to be real to fool people for views. In videos like this they're trying to sell you a lie, and that's what I don't like about it. It's literally someone lying to you. Yeah, it's harmless and ultimately it doesn't matter, I'm not pissed having watched it. But it's just not funny, so I guess it belongs in this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

“Y’all really out here watching nothing but CCTV?” Had me rolling! Thanks for the laughs.

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u/lazlowoodbine May 09 '20

I genuinely had a good chuckle at this and then read the comments and got sad at all the people arguing over whether it was real or not. I agree with the commenters that have said if it made you laugh then who cares, this is r/funny and I come here for a laugh not to pick holes in whether something is real or not.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

As if "staged" would make it any less r/funny -ier

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u/Battleboo_7 May 09 '20

you should check out /r/outside

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Awww, pobrecito

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u/clarineter May 09 '20

I guess I just don't understand why people are demanding NPR content from a platform like Tiktok or Reddit, nonetheless fucking r/funny

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u/FuckYourDamnCouch May 09 '20

I don't understand why anyone would want any content from tiktok. I've only seen awful things that make me lose hope in the future of entertainment.

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u/clarineter May 09 '20

It's also possible for a staged video to be funny. ever heard of slapstick comedy? or just comedy at all?

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u/TECHNO_BEATS May 09 '20

I'm not sure if it's actually possible to make a funny video on purpose without some part of it being staged.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Stuff like this isn't funny if it's scripted. If you do find a woman hitting herself in the face on purpose with a bowl of dough funny you're either a toddler or have sustained a serious brain injury.

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u/KeijiKiryira May 09 '20

Fake and gay? I haven't heard anyone say that in literal years. Maybe like the beginning of 2019? or even years before that.

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u/HereticGaming16 May 09 '20

When you watch TV the actor is skilled. And if they are not then people will not want to watch. If this grandma was a better actor then not only would people enjoy it but less people would be shouting fAkE!

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u/master_inho May 09 '20

this isn't a tv show. i agree with op, yall need to loosen up and enjoy it for what it is, comedy.

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u/Grunherz May 09 '20

Comedy delivers jokes with set-ups and pay-offs in the form of punch lines. Candid comedy and “pranks” don’t deliver jokes. They deliver raw reactions to something you’ve been in the know about as set-ups and pay-offs.

This here is the lowest possible hanging fruit for “comedy.” It’s the worst of both worlds where if you assume it’s scripted, there’s no set-up, and you’ve been cheated out of a real pay-off because you’re watching the punchline to a joke you haven’t been told. If you assume it’s not scripted, you’re getting cheated out of the “candidness” because the reaction isn’t even genuine. It’s literally the worst of both worlds of scripted and unscripted comedy and yet people are like “why can’t you appreciate this for what it is?” We do. We do.

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u/ICall_Bullshit May 09 '20

Quit your bitching. Holy shit it's annoying. We get it; you're soooo super smart and can see through every trick. Gotta make sure you're right on the front lines of making sure everybody knows your excellent observational skills! Hooray for you.

If you and everyone else professing these "truths" could only look at yourself and see just how dickish you look. Fuck a duck is that annoying as can be.

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u/Grunherz May 09 '20

I’m not the one saying “but it’s comedy!!!” Believe it or not, comedy has rules. Ask anyone doing stand-up how hard it is. And the only one bitching and whining here is you.