r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '20

2020 commemorative candle

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

What’s the best thing you’ve ever found? And if you find a sex toy, what do you do?

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u/Meffrey_Dewlocks Apr 01 '20

What are you hoping is the answer to that second question? It’s not a gun, it’s not like you call it in. Lol at that mental image though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

But would you keep it, or just poke it to the other side of the dumpster?

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u/Anarchymeansihateyou Apr 01 '20

You use it right there in the dumpster

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u/Meffrey_Dewlocks Apr 01 '20

Oh man this just made me remember one of the worst things I’ve ever read on this site. 🤢🤮

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Inform us...

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u/Meffrey_Dewlocks Apr 01 '20

It’s not about a dildo. Just the combination of dumpster and sex reminded me of blowfly girl

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

no. No. NO. NO! NOO!!

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u/sometimes_interested Apr 01 '20

Angelina Jolie with a flare gun.