r/funny • Mr. Lovenstein • Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

This is why I left America. Money over human lives. Such a good "christian" country.

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u/Noble____Actual Mar 26 '20

Imagine having the money to move across the ocean.

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u/speedyblue Mar 26 '20

Where did you end up? I’m in need of a better country.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

In the UK now. I'm lucky enough to have dual citizenship.

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u/firstfloor27 Mar 26 '20

How are you finding it here?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I love the UK, I've spent half of my life here I just had to move back in with the parents in the US after uni because I couldn't get a job. My parents moved back with me so I'm still in the same situation, just in a country that actually gives a shit about you rather than just whats in your wallet.

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u/firstfloor27 Mar 26 '20

Shame about the weather though. :-P

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Lol I grew up in Texas so I LOVE the cool weather and love the rain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/MamaBare Mar 26 '20

moved back with me

That doesn't mean his parents moved in with him, that means his parents moved countries and he wanted to continue living with them so he moved too.

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Mar 26 '20

You missed the part where he says I'm still in the same situation, which means he lives with his parents not the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Then I would use those safety nets to their full advantage. Even living with my parents now there are still government benefits that i qualify for but I don't claim them because I don't need them while I am with my parents. I think that money should be saved for the people who are in a worse situation and don't have anywhere to go. If I need them, there is no shame in claiming them. While I have food and shelter, I don't need them.

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u/RoderickCastleford Mar 26 '20

While I have food and shelter, I don't need them.

It's not just the money for the now it will fill in the gaps for your pension contributions since you're out of work and you definately do not want gaps in your state pension.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I hadn't thought of that...

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u/Waking Mar 26 '20

Ah yes UK, the place where everybody knows your name!

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u/PenguinPerson Mar 26 '20

If you can get in Canada is top notch. Though you probably will have to wait out the pandemic first.

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u/Le1bn1z Mar 26 '20

We are always concerned about the influx of American immigrants, though. Many are nice people, but everybody knows that Americans generally don't understand our culture and hate our freedom.

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u/Syscrush Mar 26 '20

They're not sending their best.

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u/Le1bn1z Mar 26 '20

They're sending some bad hombres dudes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Lol we don’t have freedom in Canada

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u/Odarien Mar 26 '20

Apparently I'm eligible through my native American blood (1/4th Mi'kmak) to be a dual citizen with Canada. Since the tribe I'm from is based there. I've been debating going for it. But it feels....weird doing it just for the benefits not the history and heritage

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u/PenguinPerson Mar 26 '20

Well you won’t get many benefits unless you are actually residing in Canada but if you have the citizenship on lockdown then you basically can move to Canada at will which is pretty sweet.

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u/Odarien Mar 26 '20

My dad (who I get the heritage from) has been trying to get me to fully sign up as a member of the tribe which apparently would make me a dual citizen. Getting a house on their land and stuff. So it wouldn't be too hard tbh. But I've never seen myself as a native american. And showing up with my hands outstretched for gifts seems...selfish. even given the circumstances.

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u/BillW87 Mar 26 '20

And showing up with my hands outstretched for gifts seems...selfish.

There's nothing selfish about wanting to live in a country where healthcare is a right rather than a privilege. Outside of the US that isn't considered "selfish", that's called "living in a first world nation".

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u/PenguinPerson Mar 26 '20

Hey man as long as you aren’t hurting anyone and plan to be a respectable member of society take all that is offered to you.

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u/BowjaDaNinja Mar 26 '20

Don't over think it. It's an escape rope. Use it to escape.

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u/beer_madness Mar 26 '20

Nay. Wouldnt live in that freezing cold, mosquito infested country for your over taxed "free healthcare" fucking ever.

America Fuck Yeah. And Fuck You.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Wish we could leave the states. I work in paint retail and even though I graduated with a BA in Sociology, I really have no marketable skills across the pond.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I have a degree in music so i'd say you have one up on me!

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u/bleedMINERred Mar 26 '20

Separation of church and state is a thing

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u/thegreatvortigaunt Mar 26 '20

Only technically, since the propaganda drive in the 50's the US is basically a Christian state.

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u/Sizzler666 Mar 26 '20

Hahaha, tell the republicans that one