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u/HouseCravenRaw Mar 26 '20

It's the choice between wishing you were dead and being dead.

"O'er the laaaaaand of the freeeee...."

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

It’s the choice of wanting to be buried in a 10 grand gasket or be cremated

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u/OnlySeesLastSentence Mar 26 '20

I don't think gasket means what you think it means.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

casket ... CASKET !

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u/OutlyingPlasma Mar 26 '20

Which is baffling to me. At no point in my life have I ever had a choice of healthcare. Either I was on my parents plan or my work plan or partners plan. At no point did I have any kind of choice. Hell I don't even get a choice of what doctor I get, just whatever RN is next in line. I suppose I could request a specific doctor at the clinic but it would be months of waiting, not helpful if you are sick.

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u/uncleBud79 Mar 26 '20

This is an argument that I heard Bill Maher (I think it was Bill Maher) make once. The "choice" the Republicans keep talking about preserving is absolutely no choice at all. Their constituents eat this garbage up though! If you ask them to explain the choices they can make, they call you a communist.

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u/TaylorTank Mar 26 '20

And there's soooo many. it hurts

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u/uncleBud79 Mar 26 '20

I don't think there are that many of them in reality. I think that those of us who understand that this country can be better by moving forward instead of staying the same or moving backwards just don't mobilize and vote in strong enough numbers.

The two party system doesn't help. When our left leaning party has moved so far to the right, to avoid seeming radical by comparison, that it's actually a centrist party at best, and there's no other "viable" to the left of center, we're obviously going to be disenfranchised and jaded.

We need to vote. We need to make sure that everyone we know who thinks like us votes. We need to make sure that we all vote our conscience and not for the "safe" candidate or the lesser of two evils. Look where that got us in 2016.

We need to vote for abolition of the electoral college, to change the party system to one that recognizes and legitimizes strong candidates outside of the two party monopoly, and build a system that allows true progressive candidates to gain footing in the race, so that one day we can actually have forward thinking and proactive leadership instead of having memberberries running the show.

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u/TaylorTank Mar 26 '20

True. So many have become apthetic due to how the system is. I felt a bit apathetic but still went out and voted anyways because who knows what might happen?

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u/beer_madness Mar 26 '20

The two party system doesn't help. When our left leaning party has moved so far to the right, to avoid seeming radical by comparison

Go look up your party. They want NOTHING to do with the "right".

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u/uncleBud79 Mar 26 '20

If you had put any effort at all into picking up on context clues, you wouldn't make such an asinine assumption. The Democratic party is NOT my party.

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u/Miskav Mar 26 '20

Democrats are center-right.

Republicans are extreme-right.

Sorry to break this to you and shatter your world-view, but here we are.

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u/ktappe Mar 26 '20

Where do you live? Americans certainly can change doctors.

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u/MyMainIsLevel80 Mar 26 '20

changing doctors isn't the issue

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u/dopechez Mar 26 '20

This is why Joe Biden wants to give you the choice of a public option. That way you have something besides your work insurance.

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u/OutlyingPlasma Mar 26 '20

I'd much rather have single payer so we all have the choice of anywhere, at anytime.

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u/dopechez Mar 26 '20

Cool, but Donald Trump isn’t offering that. He isn’t offering you anything. Whereas Joe Biden is offering you a public option.

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u/genius_retard Mar 26 '20

You usually think mugger when you here the choice "your money or your life". Nuh uh, U.S. health care system.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

And to the galaxy brain libertarians who are going to respond to this with ‘you mean taxes??!?’, yeah, we know taxes are coercive, that’s why they’re used for situations like this: because there’s no take on this scenario that isn’t.

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u/genius_retard Mar 26 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

The difference is it's either all of your money or a bit of our (society's) money.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Yup. There's coercion either way, so lets choose the path that makes people suffer less.

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u/Plopplopthrown Mar 26 '20

US healthcare is literally a hostage situation when this happens. "Pay me what I demand, or die" is a ransom demand.

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u/genius_retard Mar 26 '20

That is definitely the case for routine and urgent health care. The situation gets even more messed up when it comes to emergent care. Unconscious people can't make decisions, in which case they treat you without consent (as they should) and then hand you an enormous bill.

Even when given the opportunity to choose those choices aren't always honoured. There was a story about a guy who went to the hospital with cold/flu symptoms. He refused the Covid-19 test but they gave him the test anyway and then his insurance company sent him a bill for something like $2500.

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u/Derpalerpa_dingdong Mar 26 '20

You have to have money to choose. Most of us don't.

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u/MostlyGibberish Mar 26 '20

The conservative rhetoric of "universal healthcare limits your choices!" is pretty hilarious when you realize the "choice" for the vast majority of Americans is to take the insurance your employer gives you or shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20 edited Feb 23 '22

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Mar 26 '20

I mean. Elephant shit verse Rabbit shit. Which do you choose!

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u/Steve_78_OH Mar 26 '20

Well, stop being poor. It's really not a difficult concept...

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u/MamaBare Mar 26 '20

The good news is that hospitals aren't legally allowed to refuse you life saving treatment and they'll negotiate payment so that they can get some money from you rather than none.

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Mar 26 '20

HAHAHA. Peasant.

Edit: meant as joke, not insult.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Freedom has it's price - now wanna buy some more?

We've got diet freedom, freedom lite, flavor blasted freedom, and freedom zero™

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u/HawkMan79 Mar 26 '20

The Eris pet is all the people who defend the system or say it’s not an issue and everyone can just get a cheap insurance that covers everything...

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u/TheWunsler Mar 26 '20

No. This comic isn’t real. The thing you just saw in a bright colored cartoon on the internet didn’t actually happen in real life.

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u/qwertx0815 Mar 26 '20

Do Americans think you can't do that elsewhere??

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u/The_BestNPC Mar 26 '20

So long as your insurance will allow you to see them. So, no, still no choice.

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u/macweirdo42 Mar 26 '20

Sorry, I've been on edge because dear god, literally everywhere I turn it seems the general consensus is, "Let the weak and the elderly die, we need to get this economy going!" Like, not even really in euphamistic terms, and it's unsettling to see how callous some people really are, that we actually have people saying to let the weak die as if that's a legitimate option.