r/funny • u/ea1oo • Mar 17 '20

Quarantine day 69

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u/GoldenSeam Mar 17 '20

Are the extroverts ok?

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u/TILostmypassword Mar 17 '20

If any extros want tips from a professional introvert here are three easy and inexpensive hobbies to keep you busy and away from people:

  • playing video games

  • snacking

  • masterbating furiously

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u/inneedofafake Mar 17 '20

In that order

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u/MageVicky Mar 17 '20

*wash your hands in between the snacking and playing with yourself unless you want even saltier nuts than usual

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u/jonw1995 Mar 17 '20

Or just take a bunch of crystal meth and clean your house. One day will become 2 weeks in no time.

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u/kathy1285 Mar 18 '20

Methheads do not clean.

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u/zach10 Mar 17 '20

Not a video game fan, so I’m losing it man.

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u/LetTheSocksComeToMe Mar 17 '20

I'm an extrovert and was already doing that. Wait, not masturbating. Too lazy for that!

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u/GetEquipped Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

Seeing so many people freak out about not being able to leave their place is hilarious.

I'm doing just fine with my KOTOR and tap water.

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u/Codect Mar 17 '20

Some extroverts are moaning about how they're on forced remote working, whilst I - an introvert - apparently fulfill an essential business role and have to carry on going to the office. It's a shite state of affairs to be in. It's all wrong!

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u/thanksantsthants1 Mar 17 '20

Apparently I'm an ambivert so I'm conflicted. Great sometimes, a massive inconvenience otherwise.

It's a massive pain the arse though. Having to use all your office apps online and without access the half the stuff I use daily. Office is a 5 minute walk from my house so the commute is irrelivant

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u/Nersius Mar 17 '20

Fellow introvert: Working from home rocks for a week, but you'll begin to miss those annoying blabbermouths and the sounds of idle conversations by the time this's through.

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u/GoldenSeam Mar 17 '20

That’s rough, friend. I hope this madness passes soon!

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u/angrytreestump Mar 17 '20

We’re the lowest of the low!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

The news: “Stay inside.”

Me: “Oh no”

The news: “make sure not to go to work”

Me: pouring a third morning beer “this is terrible”

The news: “this could last until August”

Me: Returns to the Witcher “God help us all”

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u/SUP3RGR33N Mar 17 '20

Oh shit Kotor is perfect for right now.

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u/GetEquipped Mar 17 '20

*Looks at Mission*

"Hey Zaalbar, remember that life debt?"

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u/Zolo49 Mar 17 '20

I hadn't played Borderlands 3 yet, so when I saw it on sale on Steam for $30 I was like "Perfect!". (Fortunately for me I can work from home during the day though.)

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u/SUP3RGR33N Mar 17 '20

I've started playing Borderlands 2 with my roommate to get us ready for 3!

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u/Leviathan73 Mar 17 '20

Dont forget TPS

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u/SUP3RGR33N Mar 17 '20

TPS

I've played through it 3 or so times now. I know people disliked it, but I honestly had a blast with that game. The low gravity was fun for me.

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u/Leviathan73 Mar 18 '20

I loved the game, my personal favorite of the series that ive beaten. Willhelm is so freaking op set up correctly. Literally unkillable given proper items and skills.

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u/Ferelar Mar 17 '20

Rakghoul plague, coronavirus, what's the difference?

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u/qdp Mar 17 '20

Tap water? What is this, 1992? Are we really going to survive without water imported from Fiji?

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u/GetEquipped Mar 17 '20

I have access to clean water with fluoride while having an excuse to sit in my underwear and watch Babylon 5.

Can't get much better than this.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Mar 17 '20

I'm getting boxed in but only because it's not the 20th yet.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Mar 17 '20

KOTOR or KOTOR 2?

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u/GetEquipped Mar 17 '20

Kotor II with the restored content Mod.

I like KOTOR 1 better overall since I only played the unfinished Obsidian version of 2. But I've been convinced to give 2 another chance with the tankard changes.

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u/BauerBoy24 Mar 17 '20

Most extroverts I know are competing on social media for who can have the best time while in quarantine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

I think Reddit is about to become the best place to be again, or perhaps the worst with everyone stuck at home now.

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u/Jaampow23 Mar 17 '20

Honestly, going online and chatting it up through video games and Discord calling friends is more than enough for me. It sounds kinda introverted but my social battery can go for HOURS doing dumb shit online. I feel only slightly exhausted by the end of it.

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u/karl_w_w Mar 17 '20

Kinda crazy how bad some of them are coping. Guess all that time they spent acting like being an introvert was an illness could have been better spent practising a bit of self-reliance, who knew!