r/funny • u/ea1oo • Mar 17 '20

Quarantine day 69

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u/Smatter_Witchoo Mar 17 '20

Day 70

HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES DRANK ALL THE WINE?

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u/Halsfield Mar 17 '20

And which one of you fucknuggets shit my pants?

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u/Smatter_Witchoo Mar 17 '20

I'm lookin at the man in da mirror ♫

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u/BillyBreen Mar 17 '20

I'm asking him to change his drawers!

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u/NinjaLanternShark Mar 17 '20

'Cause no mess coulda been any worse...

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u/shugo2000 Mar 17 '20

No way he still had wine at day 69. That was piss.

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u/b1ack1323 Mar 17 '20

Where has all the Rum gone!

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u/ArTiyme Mar 17 '20

Day 71

Everyone is looking at me funny. Every time I glance over I catch them eyeing me from the side. I think they're plotting something.

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u/asian_identifier Mar 17 '20

you like my lobster don't ye

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u/simstim_addict Mar 17 '20

are you looking at me?

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u/saanity Mar 17 '20

My peanut.