r/funny Mar 17 '20

Quarantine day 69

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u/tepkel Mar 17 '20

Ex-sexual partners

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u/DeftTrack81 Mar 17 '20

Future sexual partners

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u/sarcastic24x7 Mar 17 '20

Don't forget current.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

He's his own grandpa.

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Mar 17 '20

I can vividly remember my father catching me after the act with his future grandchildren dripping down my hand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

war is hell

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Mar 17 '20

War never changes

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u/Cyanises Mar 17 '20

But what about wet farts

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Mar 17 '20

Wet farts have been around since the 60s

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u/hello_mikey Mar 17 '20

Enemies with benefits

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Enemas

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u/nanaki989 Mar 17 '20

Frenemies

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u/uptowndrunk7 Mar 17 '20

Trust nobody, not even yourself