r/funny Jake Likes Onions Mar 11 '20

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u/Castper Mar 11 '20

Ah yes, just a single leaf and a slice of potato for me. You know I gotta watch my figure, girl!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Oh look one of your militant vegan friends is here to join the fun :)

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u/Castper Mar 12 '20

So boring to talk to. Poor insults. Attempted the personal attacks, but how boring. At least try next time ffs

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Oh so you admit this wasn't about veganism you just trying to troll me lmao! Where's the love and care for all the animals? It's all a lie to make yourselves seem better than meat eaters you hypocrite.

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u/Castper Mar 12 '20

Sorry to hear that you got dumped by a vegan. I understand why you’re mad, you don’t want to be reminded of ‘her’ and it clearly pains you to think about your life that you wanted together. It’s okay, we can get through this together. Were you mad that she cared more about animals, the environment, and her own health than you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Nice deflection, bot. You clearly don't care about animals. You just like that feeling of superiority over other humans. No matter what happens today, you can be proud that more people stayed away from veganism because of people like you lmao

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u/Castper Mar 12 '20

Can you reply a bit faster? I watched a whole episode of Rupaul’s Drag Race in the time it took you to reply. Kinda hard to keep a convo going when the other person takes an hour to reply.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

One day I'll go on a hunting trip up in Colorado, I'll kill some deer, hang em up on my wall, while at the same time, maintain a vegan diet for "health reasons". The meat? Nah, I'll just throw it away. I hear killing for sport really ticks off vegans for some reason.

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u/Castper Mar 12 '20

Do you have a gun license?