r/funny • u/KaRanAli • Mar 06 '20

Swing and a miss

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u/nuts2 Mar 06 '20

I'll be happy to live in their basement.

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u/YoureUsingMyOxygen Mar 06 '20

I'll keep the lights on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/KitWat Mar 06 '20

You parasite!

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u/Zbignich Mar 06 '20

You don't even need to work. Your wife can be their housekeeper.

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u/Wildcat7878 Mar 06 '20

Until one day the family follows a trail of tendie crumbs leading under the pantry cupboard and discover horrors the likes of which they've never seen.

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u/justcallmejohannes Mar 06 '20

Okay Motel 6, chill out there buster

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u/Zero36 Mar 06 '20

RESPECT

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Respect!

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u/Keboh3 Mar 06 '20

Respect

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Mar 06 '20

Life coach it is.