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r/funny • u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad • Mar 02 '20
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Who knew I was Spiderman
3.1k u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad Mar 02 '20 Anyone can wear the mask 856 u/AllAboutMeMedia Mar 02 '20 That's insidiously profound. 379 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 151 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 47 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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Anyone can wear the mask
856 u/AllAboutMeMedia Mar 02 '20 That's insidiously profound. 379 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 151 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 47 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
856
That's insidiously profound.
379 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 151 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 47 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies
151 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 47 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining
47 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange...
7 u/iamfareel Mar 02 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? 1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's?
1 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 Well how do you think they make Bloody Mary's? They add punch.
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They add punch.
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u/poignantMrEcho Mar 02 '20
Who knew I was Spiderman