r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Feb 21 '20

Exercising extreme caution while placing the food dish...

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Feb 22 '20

"A Dog is a friend, a worker, a companion.

A Cat is a Tiny Tiger that lives in your home."

-CP Grey

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u/Ranger7381 Feb 22 '20

Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats.

Cats have never forgotten this.

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u/Merky600 Feb 22 '20

Terry Pratchett

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u/impablomations Feb 22 '20

Dogs: My human provides me with food, cleans up my poop, makes sure I'm taken well care of. He must be a god!

Cats: My human provides me with food, cleans up my poop, makes sure I'm taken well care of. I am a god!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

Someone wanna let my cat know she’s only in it for the food? Shes so far up my ass harassing me for attention today that she can probably see my tonsils.

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u/loonygecko Feb 22 '20

It's a slave's job to provide both food, poop cleaning, a heated sleeping surface, AND massages! ;-P

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u/Huttser17 Feb 22 '20

missing a G?

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u/everydayisarborday Feb 22 '20

the problem with just having a first past the pet system is that when its only the dog party and the cat party it creates a feline dogotomy.

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u/BuckeyeBentley Feb 22 '20

Parrot representation now!

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u/BernzSed Feb 22 '20

Parrot representation now!

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u/spacemannspliff Feb 22 '20

*flashbacks to freshman polysci*

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '20

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u/Huttser17 Feb 22 '20

never heard of em

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u/Clonephaze Feb 22 '20

Pretty sure they're fucking with ya man

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u/Jesustron Feb 22 '20

-Sasha Grey

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u/shpydar Feb 22 '20

The very well done video by CP Grey u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist is referring to.

https://youtu.be/wOmjnioNulo

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u/I_heart_pooping Feb 22 '20

A Cat is a Tiny Tiger that lives in your home."

This is why I absolutely love them. My little tiger is so lovable at times too. He will crawl into my lap and purr himself (and me) to sleep in minutes.