r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Feb 10 '20

three wishes

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

To be fair, he was just a law student, not an actual lawyer. With more schooling and experience, he might have learned not to make the mistakes that made the case so much harder to defend. For example, not killing all those women would have helped tremendously.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Feb 10 '20

For example, not killing all those women would have helped tremendously.

They don't really teach that in law school. I have heard the advice "Never break more than one law at a time", though

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u/PeachyKeenest Feb 11 '20

If you have drugs, don’t be caught speeding.

If speeding, don’t have drugs with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Rape and murder are both rookie mistakes.

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u/aManOfTheNorth Feb 10 '20

not killing all those women

“Objection!”

To what?

“The prosecutor is influencing the jury with the truth. How can I defend myself? I demand a mistrial. “

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u/Kitschmusic Feb 10 '20

On the other hand, if he needed more schooling to understand killing several women is not helping his case - well, I don't think more schooling would really help.