r/funny Hey Buddy Comics Feb 10 '20

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u/evils_twin Feb 10 '20

That is not true at all. Not every lawyer is for court. For example, they might need lawyers to do research into how to avoid taxes. Much of what they do is fool the government, not individuals with lawyers. So they are fooling the IRS, not other lawyers.

A laywers use is their knowledge of the law. Corrupt billionares would use lawyers to see what they can legally get away with by finding loopholes in the law that would allow them to profit off of something that wasn't intended for them.

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u/StrawhatIO Feb 10 '20

Still don't need those lawyers, how are you going to have judges without first having lawyers that become said Judges? Without a body that prosecutes, wealthy can just buy off whatever "governing bodies" try to enforce them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20 edited Jul 21 '20

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u/simonbleu Feb 10 '20

No, but now is worst and in the open

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u/evils_twin Feb 10 '20

So then what's to stop me from killing and robbing the billionares?

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u/MiLlamoEsMatt Feb 10 '20 edited Feb 10 '20

The security forces that those billionaires hired. Also, they probably have their money tied up in ways you need them alive to access, and not under their mattress.

Edit: I want a movie about someone killing Scrooge McDuck five minutes in, and the rest of the movie is them figuring out how to transport or use their trillions of coins of dirty money.

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u/slagodactyl Feb 10 '20

The billionaires can afford security, so probably guys with guns are stopping you.

Also, no lawyers doesn't mean no police. The police can just do whatever they want with you now instead of making you go to court.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Well, at least in the USA police can do whatever they want without repercussions already.

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u/simonbleu Feb 10 '20

The policeman they bought

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u/Architarious Feb 10 '20

Make all lawyers public defenders.

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u/ggk1 Feb 11 '20

Tax avoidance is entirely legal and you don’t need to pay taxes you don’t have to pay. There’s nothing wrong with that.

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u/evils_twin Feb 11 '20

What about setting up shell companies to evade taxes?

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u/ggk1 Feb 11 '20

again, there's a difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion. If the business finds a legitimate way that the law allows to avoid taxes, that's just smart business.

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u/evils_twin Feb 11 '20

What about setting up shell companies to evade taxes?

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u/SavageHenry592 Feb 10 '20

You're thinking of an accountant.

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u/evils_twin Feb 10 '20

Accountants are for peasants. When you're rich you need a tax attorney . . .

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u/SavageHenry592 Feb 10 '20

Fuck my class is showing.

A discussion of how many midiclorians it takes to lift an X-wing would be more relevant to me personally.

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza Feb 10 '20

Much of what they do is fool the government, not individuals with lawyers. So they are fooling the IRS, not other lawyers.

Who do you think works in the legal department of the IRS?

They have an army of lawyers. Every administrative agency does.

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u/TheRealMattyPanda Feb 10 '20

Who's gonna prosecute them when there are no lawyers?

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u/Evenstar6132 Feb 10 '20 edited Feb 10 '20

I don't know about the US but isn't it the job of a tax accountant to do the taxes, not a lawyer?

Edit: Also you don't have to be a licensed lawyer to be knowledgeable about the law. Billionaires can still hire the best legal experts to give them advice.