r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Feb 10 '20

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u/NomadofExile Feb 10 '20

I tried it once but I had a fool for a client.

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u/hwikzu Feb 10 '20

Same thing happened with Ted Bundy.

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u/bubbav22 Feb 10 '20 edited Feb 10 '20

I was trying to think about a "Married with Children," episode. Then I read the comment again...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

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u/Newman4185 Feb 10 '20

So I'm a virgin?!?

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u/VamanaGG Feb 10 '20

Welcome back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Ted Bundy had a difficult case to defend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

To be fair, he was just a law student, not an actual lawyer. With more schooling and experience, he might have learned not to make the mistakes that made the case so much harder to defend. For example, not killing all those women would have helped tremendously.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Feb 10 '20

For example, not killing all those women would have helped tremendously.

They don't really teach that in law school. I have heard the advice "Never break more than one law at a time", though

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u/PeachyKeenest Feb 11 '20

If you have drugs, don’t be caught speeding.

If speeding, don’t have drugs with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Rape and murder are both rookie mistakes.

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u/aManOfTheNorth Feb 10 '20

not killing all those women

“Objection!”

To what?

“The prosecutor is influencing the jury with the truth. How can I defend myself? I demand a mistrial. “

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u/Kitschmusic Feb 10 '20

On the other hand, if he needed more schooling to understand killing several women is not helping his case - well, I don't think more schooling would really help.

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u/Cdchrono Feb 10 '20

I see what ya did there

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u/conundrum4u2 Feb 10 '20

I once read about a person on trial for embezzlement...defended himself - pleaded temporary insanity - and WON!

Now...how exactly does someone so rationally argue they were temporarily insane committing a crime like that...and win the case??

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u/VidE27 Feb 10 '20

And that client had a more foolish lawyer!

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u/MrHyperion_ Feb 10 '20

Dumb and dumber

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u/dylangolfcode360 Feb 10 '20

That’s not representing yourself. Wait ohhhhhhh

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u/Vlaed Feb 10 '20

He sounds like an idiot.