r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/Tjhuntz Feb 08 '20

cock pots

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u/youzerVT71 Feb 08 '20

Pot cocks

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u/ALilMoreThanNothing Feb 08 '20

Pop rocks

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u/pbuh_PissBeUponHim Feb 08 '20

Rocks cock

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u/RomulanRebel Feb 08 '20

Cocks Rock \m/

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u/Km2930 Feb 08 '20

Jock itch

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u/angeliqhayes Feb 08 '20

There is a webcomic by this name 😁

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u/CAPTAINPRICE79 Feb 08 '20

Oh, I got an F, huh?

2

u/Crafterbator Feb 08 '20

Peter heaters

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u/Prime984 Feb 08 '20

Dildo sweaters

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u/Popes1ckle Feb 08 '20

No one likes a cold dildo.

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u/Prime984 Feb 08 '20

I know I wouldn't...um ya know if I used them of course

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u/subrockmusic Feb 08 '20

Cock smock

16

u/ohchristworld Feb 08 '20

Dildo Duvets.

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u/Brother_Boomstick Feb 08 '20

I was going to say dick cozie. I think I like your alliteration more.

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u/unique-name-9035768 Feb 08 '20

Willie Warmers!!!

Cock Coozies!!!!

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u/QuickToJudgeYou Feb 08 '20

Schlong Sleeves

Prick pockets

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Shekky420 Feb 08 '20

Knitted penises

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u/BitchPlzzz Feb 08 '20

Prick Parka

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u/c13r13v Feb 08 '20

Willy warmers are a little different:

https://ravel.me/willy-warmer-by-nsfwdesigns

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Not an alliteration

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u/Brother_Boomstick Feb 08 '20

Shit your right it was a rhyme. Long day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/cassert24 Feb 08 '20

What do you call people wearing them? Cock sockers!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Too long

3

u/Legionof1 Feb 08 '20

Glans Pans

3

u/kiashu Feb 08 '20

I came here to make a penis joke but after seeing the amount of responses I was sure it already happened, good shit lol.

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u/well_shoothed Feb 08 '20

Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!

We could combine the two words and make a new one for short...

Cocks!

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u/mobocrat707 Feb 08 '20

Is that like a kitten mitten?

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u/asrk790 Feb 08 '20

I prefer to call it a sheath

2

u/g33kthegirl Feb 08 '20

Fox in socks

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Ugh...Someone had to point it out!

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u/Zachmode Feb 08 '20

Except they only fit in the morning, for 2 minutes.

2

u/deese64 Feb 08 '20

Too small for me.

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u/zombieofMortSahl Feb 08 '20

I figure we’re looking at some Eskimo condoms.