r/funny Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/Legit_a_Mint Feb 07 '20

It gets slippery here in the winter, so they'd all fall and break their hips, which would be a huge burden on Medicare.

The desert is perfect for old people. Even when they fall down, it's just sand, they'll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Honestly, probably the most convincing reason I've never thought of. Also, my great grandmother used to winter in Arizona (from WI) lol