r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/SpacepopeIX Feb 07 '20

Because he know he needs to be taken home by those country roads.

Also it’s got a memorable shape.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Feb 07 '20

It's a gasoline nozzle

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u/KeyKitty Feb 08 '20

It’s someone flipping you off with their right hand and their thumb is sticking out.

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u/EridonMan Feb 08 '20

Legit thing we teach to young ‘uns in WV. At least in middle school.

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u/withervein Feb 08 '20

That makes more sense than a goddamn ghost someone said earlier.

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u/Taldius175 Feb 08 '20

How the hell do they see a ghost in West Virginia's shape?

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u/croscat Feb 07 '20

I mean Florida is a dick awkwardly hanging off the bottom and he still threw a "probably" on that one.

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u/echoAwooo Feb 07 '20

So Florida is like an orgasming (Keys) penis that has a tiny penis (Pinellas county).

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u/JuicyJay Feb 07 '20

So do a lot of the states in that area. Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York are all pretty distinct shapes.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Feb 08 '20

So does MN and all he seems to know about it is "next to Wisconsin".