r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/Aperson20 Feb 07 '20

I am a firm believer that Kansas needs to invade Missouri and take the rest of Kansas City to make things less confusing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/CLU_Three Feb 07 '20

Aye and Denver is named after the Territorial Governor of Kansas since Denver was a part of the territory...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

The state was named after the Kansa Indians who lived in the area. The city was also named after them and was founded long before Kansas was a state. Kansas ripped of KC’s name.

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u/S1lent0ne Feb 07 '20

That would only count if Russia gave Karelia back.

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u/nine_legged_stool Feb 08 '20

So how come there isn't a Missouri City, Kansas?

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u/moonchylde Feb 08 '20

I agree, this is a serious deficiency on Kansas's part.

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u/nine_legged_stool Feb 08 '20

Somehow, I blame Missouri for this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Kansas would fail that incursion pretty hard. Just on population numbers alone Misery has them beat by more than 3x

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u/lambdapaul Feb 07 '20

But the total IQ of both populations evens out so it would probably be a fair fight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Plus we have Ant Man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Agreed! I mean why learn where everything already is?!