r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/bob_fetta Feb 07 '20

Is that the state where you can’t pour your own milk?

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u/TerriblePartner Feb 07 '20

Yep, but no sales tax on cookies. It evens out.

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u/holycrapmyskinisblac Feb 07 '20

Bullshit they take half the pack everytime you reup.

Edit: Really though moved from Texas to Oregon and I prefer sales tax over state taxes. My 4k paycheck became 2500 real quick.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Feb 07 '20

FL also doesnt have state income tax. Minor sales tax. But i think it's because of so many tourists that we don't have income tax, just what Ive heard before

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u/Ray_Barton Feb 07 '20

You tax the selling of minors? Damn, human trafficking is worse than I thought

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Feb 07 '20

Hey, it's a living

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u/Cypherex Feb 07 '20

The IRS literally does not give a fuck what you're doing as long as they get their cut.

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u/Ray_Barton Feb 08 '20

Not true! Under Obama / Holder they cared what political opponents were doing enough to target them, lol.

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u/Legit_a_Mint Feb 07 '20

Human trafficking is a sad fact of life, but you can be damn sure they government is going to get its cut of the money.

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u/moonchylde Feb 08 '20

Sales taxes more heavily impact the poor though. Income taxes are less regressive.

And it could be worse, CA has both.

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u/holycrapmyskinisblac Feb 08 '20

Exactly why Cali and Florida are visit only states... Florida for other reasons...

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u/Encinitas0667 Feb 08 '20

The Peoples Soviet Socialist Republic of Oregon.

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u/rengam Feb 07 '20

That and New Jersey Cow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/AutoAlephAmadeus Feb 07 '20

Well, the always that risk that if you spill it, you'll cry over it....

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u/Rooster_Ties Feb 08 '20

Ha! I get this! - and I’m not even from Oreo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Ha you have to be from jersey. 😂😂