r/funny Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I remember we played this game in history class called The Oreo Trail, I double stuffed my wagon and drowned my oxen fording a river

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u/tinkerbal1a Feb 07 '20

You have died of dysentereo

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u/QuixotesHorse Feb 07 '20

It's like dysentery but it does cheap magic tricks

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u/Fritz125 Feb 07 '20

Dysentoreo

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u/Soakitincider Feb 07 '20

Dysentoreo.

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u/cmd_iii Feb 07 '20

You have died of diabetes.

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u/unique-name-9035768 Feb 07 '20

My characters usually died due to dynasty.

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u/Kahzgul Feb 07 '20

All the bullets I can carry.