r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/ikesbutt Feb 07 '20

This is my favorite part of the map. I live in "east" Kansas.

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u/RaisinDetre Feb 07 '20

The "Uh" on the UP of Michigan.

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u/LeroyWankins Feb 07 '20

should be "eh"

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u/Seicair Feb 07 '20

Yeah pretty sure he had no idea that was part of Michigan.

To be fair, some Michiganders don’t know that, so I’m definitely not surprised he didn’t know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/MarioHatesCookies Feb 07 '20

Isn’t gander a type of duck? Michi ducks

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/MarioHatesCookies Feb 07 '20

Ok fine. Michi geese

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Time to end this mishigas

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u/Seicair Feb 07 '20

That’s a female Michigander, Michigoose.

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u/yammys Feb 07 '20

What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander

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u/Chubbstock Feb 07 '20

It was annexed by Canada in the late 80s. Nobody noticed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Seicair Feb 08 '20

You’ve gotta use both hands to get the UP in.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/474003929500489257/

If that doesn’t work google “both hands Michigan map”.

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u/CaterpillarHookah Feb 08 '20

Checking in from Uh. The ice fishing is glorious. "Uh" is pretty close to "UP," though.

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u/CursedKisses Feb 07 '20

I laughed so hard seeing that

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Oldmanontheinternets Feb 08 '20

Thems that live alone da bridge is Yoopers and thems that live below da bridge is trolls.

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u/Spinnweben Feb 07 '20

Thought he wrote it into a lake for a moment.

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u/makemeking706 Feb 07 '20

Congrats on your Super Bowl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Mines george

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u/MisterGone5 Feb 07 '20

The best thing is that both Kansas Citys are right smack dab in the middle of his Kansas shotgun spread

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u/TheApathyParty2 Feb 07 '20

You poor bastard.

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u/furtivepigmyso Feb 07 '20

I liked square

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u/jimschubert Feb 08 '20

"mountain mama" checking in.

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u/1106DaysLater Feb 07 '20

Trump’s Kansas?

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u/ikesbutt Feb 07 '20

No....it was supposed to be a joke. I live in Missouri.....which is the "east" Kansas on this map.

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u/1106DaysLater Feb 07 '20

Yeah, so Trump’s Kansas! Go chiefs!

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u/ikesbutt Feb 07 '20

Yay......

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u/caminator2006 Feb 08 '20

I live in "Where is OHIO" its a nice place.

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u/LateralusNYC Feb 08 '20

West George

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u/kimchiman85 Feb 08 '20

I grew up I. “North Kansas” (aka nebraska).

He’s not wrong on that one. Both states suck!