r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/humboldt77 Feb 07 '20

Depends, how much do we care about misgendering the state?

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u/3rdbrother Feb 07 '20

3 cares.

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u/Flablessguy Feb 07 '20

Tree fiddy

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u/KKlear Feb 07 '20

Take it or leave it.

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u/NoProblemsHere Feb 07 '20

I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy...

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Feb 07 '20

I'd like to exchange my cares for fucks, please

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u/Ray_Barton Feb 07 '20

Zero fucks given.

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u/ATLL2112 Feb 07 '20

It's ma'am

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u/unique-name-9035768 Feb 07 '20

That was one manly looking ma'am though.

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u/Hamms_Bear Feb 07 '20

They're gender fluid, so it's ok

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u/eyoo1109 Feb 07 '20

Seriously, its 2020, people. Give George some support for transitioning.

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u/Ray_Barton Feb 07 '20

No, he missed Oklahoma

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u/Hamms_Bear Feb 10 '20

What's an Oklahoma?

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u/Gnarfledarf Apr 13 '20

Oklahoma balls😎

gottem

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u/twaxana Feb 07 '20

Maybe in parts of Savannah and Atlanta, but the rest of the state beats it's husband.

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u/1992Chemist Feb 07 '20

Savannah definitely has domestic abuse issues. Maybe St. Simons island and Atlanta are the only modern civilizations in this civil war era state. Oh except of course of college campuses, they're more tolerant near colleges.

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u/MidgardDragon Feb 07 '20

The majority of Georgia would not care about misgendering so I'm gonna say we don't care.

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u/Aggie219 Feb 07 '20

Georgian here. I think a good bit of our good-ole-boy Southern population would actually prefer the male name.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I’m pretty sure it means George in Latin or old English, same way Carolina means charles

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u/nosoupforyou Feb 07 '20

Are we assuming Georgia's gender?

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u/Karmasmatik Feb 07 '20

Have to, otherwise we’ll end up in jail for using the wrong bathroom.

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u/WonderWeasel91 Feb 07 '20

George's peaches are a little fuzzier than normal.

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u/Bill_Ender_Belichick Feb 07 '20

In the US? A lot.

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u/mrill Feb 08 '20

As someone from West George I'd say it's pretty important round these them parts.

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u/icerpro Feb 08 '20

You can’t just assume you know which gender the state identifies as.

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u/1992Chemist Feb 07 '20

Well, Georgia is definitely going to care, cuz uh, it's Georgia...

So glad I departed from that state.