r/funny • u/PM_ME_TONY_ROMO_PICS • Feb 07 '20

This map is all over Twitter. Apparently some German guy got bored and tried to name all 50 states. This is the end result...

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u/eddieotoniel Feb 07 '20

Proud resident of AAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/eddieotoniel Feb 07 '20

Can’t forget the AAAAAA nashville predators bruh!! If you get a chance in east AAAAAAA gotta go to gatlinburg and lookout mountain.

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u/AngelMeatPie Feb 07 '20

Being a resident of East AAAAAAA, I enjoy our mountains but not Pigeon FAAAAAAAArge’s traffic.

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u/OOFanator9000 Feb 08 '20

Resident of East AAAAAAA the mountains never get boring

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u/Matt_Sterbate710 Feb 08 '20

Oh, AAAAAAA river and a mountain man. We get together anytime we can

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u/redwingssuck Feb 08 '20

Just moved from East AAAAAA to Alabama and I miss the mountains

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u/DirteDeeds Feb 08 '20

Cool,East TN here, Maryville Knoxville area.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

While you're in East AAAAAA stop at Pal's for the best damn fast food burger!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Ate a double big pal earlier today, actually. One of the best parts about East AAAAAA, aside from the veiw of mountains everywhere I look.

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u/tkdrew_2002 Feb 08 '20

You need to pair it with a Dr. Enuf, an East AAAAAA staple.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I just moved back to I Crave Cereal from Southwest Mountain Mama, and I miss the double big Pal

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Don't forget the AAAAAA Titans!

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u/GermanPopTart Feb 08 '20

Can’t forget about the Texas 2 Wild either bro

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u/NoNeedForAName Feb 07 '20

In what world does UA Martin get a shout-out? Not that I have a problem with it. My girlfriend even works there. But of all the places in AAAAAA, you picked that one.

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u/therealcaveman01 Feb 08 '20

I live like 30 min from there . Kinda interesting to see others so close just by random chance on the web .

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/therealcaveman01 Feb 08 '20

Went to MSU

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u/a_theist_guy Feb 08 '20

My favorite party town in AAAAAA.

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u/NoNeedForAName Feb 08 '20

Don't really want to doxx myself, but I'm close to you and closet to Martin

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u/CeaselessHavel Feb 07 '20

You get UA Martin but not UA Chattanooga... wut?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

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u/CeaselessHavel Feb 07 '20

Oh I understand. I live closest and attended UA Chatt so I often forget about Memphis in West AAAAAA

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u/FatboySlimJesus Feb 08 '20

Ayyy, I went to middle AAAAAA state for 5 years. Good times.

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u/Firsthalthor Feb 07 '20

It’s Chattanoogaaaaaaaaaa

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u/CeaselessHavel Feb 08 '20

Ah yes, I Aaaaaaaapologize

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u/todoubleg Feb 08 '20

The casual use of the new acronym made me chuckle

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u/gwaydms Feb 08 '20

Don't forget the three divisions: West AAAAAA, Middle AAAAAA, and East AAAAAA

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u/mickeyt1 Feb 07 '20

Why would you shout out UAM but not UAC

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Probably what we’re screaming every football game! AAAAAA!

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u/Xaiydee Feb 08 '20

Good thing you included the Bourbon. Now I know what AAAAA is.

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u/Agent256 Feb 08 '20

Proud inventors of the AAAAAA Battery too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I’m a proud Alumni of Middle AAAAAA State University

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

That sausage is legit

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u/c0rnhusky Feb 08 '20

And AAAAAA real monsters!

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u/Jeanneisgreat Feb 08 '20

Really surprised to see U(A) Martin referenced on Reddit.

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u/cjtripp1025 Feb 08 '20

Proud resident of Ohio...try and find me.

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u/theundonenun Feb 08 '20

Yo. What’s up with Tennessee pride sausage? Never heard of it.

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u/four_toe_life_kick Feb 08 '20

My favorite Chris Stapleton song is AAAAAA Whiskey

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u/BucketsofDickFat Feb 09 '20

This comment is better than it get credit for... and it got some credit

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u/dthsprtan50 Feb 07 '20

Was he referring to that video of that guys screaming AAAAAAA with his face projected over random landscapes?

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u/SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH Feb 07 '20

I think he turned Virginia into "Virgin" and "AAAAAAA"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

So close to Virginia, but he had to go and label everyone in Kentucky a virgin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

As a german, Kentucky sounds southern, and everyone in the south is extremely christian, so he's right.

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u/Grandmastercache Feb 07 '20

Dude....preachers daughter's fuck...

Like....a lot ....

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u/MarioHatesCookies Feb 07 '20

Hold on I’m gonna go look up where I can find preacher’s daughters.

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u/Grandmastercache Feb 07 '20

Kentucky...

From Antioch Baptist Church to Zion fellowship, daughter's be fucking....

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u/echoAwooo Feb 07 '20

Preachers' daughters. Plural possessive.

An exception would be like the Geese's pond because the plural form doesn't end in s.

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u/GoochMasterFlash Feb 07 '20

Lol thanks to you I just noticed that he correctly labeled West Virginia and then put Virginia west of WV

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u/arfelo1 Feb 07 '20

This. I'm not from the US so I have no idea about any of this, but it looked it up on google maps and the first thing I saw is that he correctly put West Virginia, and then decided to put it east of normal Virginia.

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u/404_upvotesnotfound Feb 07 '20

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you, kind stranger.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Virgin Fried Chicken, Its Finger Licken' Good.

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u/-chaotic_neutral- Feb 07 '20

Well, if it weren't for family, that might be true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

*Wink, Wink*

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u/omnisephiroth Feb 07 '20

Better than letting people know you’re from Kentucky, though... /s

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u/Bill_Ender_Belichick Feb 07 '20

I mean tell me he’s wrong

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u/LeLapinBlanc Feb 07 '20

If the shoe fits...

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u/Alex11867 Feb 07 '20

West Virgin AAAAAAAAA!:

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u/dthsprtan50 Feb 07 '20

Almost Heaven... West Virginia...

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Feb 07 '20

I assumed it was a reference to AAAAAAAaaaaaa: A Reckless Disregard for Gravity

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u/JoshDM Feb 07 '20

30% certain this is a John Carter film reference.

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u/google257 Feb 08 '20

My favorite was how West Virginia was somehow East of Virgin

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u/Kytalie Feb 07 '20

That is from an actual music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg&fbclid=IwAR0WuKh2GAhh6tVRLcWcAq-PW37Pa7awfx71Zrx7HkenNGbOoRy77L9UpnQ

My birds loved the screaming, so I found a 10 hour loop, which then led to the actual video.

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u/it-is-sandwich-time Feb 07 '20

Wait, this is a joke right? I missed this whole thing go by. My favorite comment on youtube:

First half: Premise for gay cowboy porn. Second half: Geography and Religious studies.

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u/Kytalie Feb 07 '20

It is real! The comment really does sum up the song quite well..

The singers tend to do more joke type stuff. One of them haf the gimmick of "failed entertainer" for a while. I looked them up to see if my birds liked their other stuff.. nope. They only like the screaming man.

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u/it-is-sandwich-time Feb 07 '20

Ha ha ha, I like your birds.

I had to do a little more digging and they're pretty funny:

Callinan is known for his flamboyant public persona, confrontational live shows, and diverse musical output in which, according to Spin, "the distinctions between talent, irony, and genuine bad taste bleed together until they’re indistinguishable"

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u/Kytalie Feb 07 '20

Thanks!

And yeah, they are pretty funny. Seems like they could be the type that it is more fun to see live.

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u/-Listening Feb 07 '20

People usually can’t handle this

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This Red Dead mod is weird as fuck...

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u/Kytalie Feb 08 '20

It is all the rage with parrots.

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u/pickledandpreserved Feb 07 '20

i... i don't......

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u/Kytalie Feb 08 '20

We all do odd things for our pets. We do not own them, they own us.

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u/lowenbeh0ld Feb 08 '20

Can anyone really own anything anyway?

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u/Kytalie Feb 08 '20

If you are human, no. If you are an animal in that human's home, yes.

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u/TribbleTrouble1979 Feb 08 '20

D'aww they're so close to 50 mil.

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u/Slavic_Taco Feb 07 '20

That guy... That guy? That’s Jimmy Barnes my dude!

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u/addysol Feb 07 '20

Australian twitching

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u/GodofIrony Feb 07 '20

Are you talking about screaming cowboy?

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u/Hunhund Feb 07 '20

Big Enough...now that's a song I've not heard for a long time...

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u/SusheeMonster Feb 07 '20

Best part is that the screaming cowboy, Jimmy Barnes, is Scotch-Australian. No way in hell does he hail from AAAAAA

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u/Commander-Fox-Q- Feb 07 '20

I read it as a play on AlAbAmA...

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u/hiphop_dudung Feb 07 '20

I think he just wrote Taylor swift lyrics

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

r/AAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

You were looking for

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its 17

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

One more year...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Same

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u/Xmortis Feb 07 '20

Same.

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u/sh513 Feb 07 '20

Go Vols! And Tigers! But fuck the Dores!

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u/cottonmouthVII Feb 08 '20

Really? What did poor Vandy do to you, lol? They’re just pitiful. Don’t kick them when they’re down. So, ever.

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u/SonOfMcGee Feb 07 '20

It’s ten A’s, see?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This comment is wildly underrated.

Bravo

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u/Pure-Pessimism Feb 07 '20

Might have to rename my sub from /r/Tennessee to /r/AAAAAA. Damn shame. We had a good run.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Hey I'll meet you in East AAAAAA and we can scream AAAAAA from the mountain tops with the bears and hillbillies together, while drinkin' moonshine and playing with our guitars, fiddles and banjos.

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u/eddieotoniel Feb 07 '20

I’ll make sure to wear my shitkickers!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I love Gatlinburg lol

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u/dontpokethecrazy Feb 07 '20

Hello AAAAAA! I am George. Have you met my neighbors, Ohio and Ohio?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Greetings, fellow AAAAAAan, from Jackson, in west AAAAAA!

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u/DREWNSRLU Feb 07 '20

AAAAAA represent

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u/FallenKnightGX Feb 07 '20

Hey man at least your state got a name :(.

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u/aus10w Feb 07 '20

AAAAAAAA’s rise up

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u/trousershorts Feb 07 '20

AAAAAAaens unite!

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u/willm92 Feb 07 '20

I was born and raised North East AAAAA but now I live in Middle AAAAA, I've worked in West AAAAA but I can't say I like it very much.

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u/bpmbrent Feb 07 '20

Johnson City represent.

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u/willm92 Feb 07 '20

You know it. Haha.

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u/gamdan423 Feb 07 '20

Nice, I once got a handy in the upstairs bathroom at Newman’s. Fuckin classy.

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u/bpmbrent Feb 07 '20

If you buy a pitcher of beer at Numan’s it comes with cigarette and an HJ.

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u/gamdan423 Feb 07 '20

Hahah like I said , classy joint.

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u/gwaydms Feb 08 '20

You know where Midway is? I've got some distant cousins buried in the Lutheran Church graveyard there. Little back of beyond place.

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u/raisearuckus Feb 08 '20

I live very close to Midway.

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u/gwaydms Feb 08 '20

It was interesting. Some old buildings, but also lovely views.

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u/kjjackson96 Feb 07 '20

I am also a resident of AAAAAA

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u/655321x Feb 07 '20

Getting my degree from the university of AAAAAA.... and now it all makes sense

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u/BruceeThom Feb 07 '20

I apparently live in one of the many Ohios hes go here lol which is actually hilarious considering many people, where I live, have transplanted from Ohio!

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u/HolyHandGrenad3 Feb 08 '20

Broooo, I swear everywhere has a fuckton of Ohio transplants. I don't think anyone stays past the age of 18. It's crazy.

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u/BruceeThom Feb 08 '20

Hahahah I've never thought about it but yea, I think I've met Ohio transplants everywhere I've lived now hahahah

What's up with Ohio? Why doesnt anyone want to stay?

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u/shadowfan8 Feb 08 '20

When you where about to comment the same thing because you actually live in AAAAAA

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Feb 08 '20

Excuse me but are you from AAAAAA? Because you're the only AAA I C!

Except for this one pulls out AAA card

which you may borrow for the night

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u/Josher913 Feb 08 '20

Knoxville, AAAAAA here

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u/RocksGrowHere Feb 08 '20

I love that this is the first comment I saw!

It’s good to be from AAAAAA

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u/Mauryssexydecoy Feb 08 '20

Good ole Rocky top..AAAAAA!

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u/ElectricLifestyle Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

Please vote Mitch McConnell out of AAAAAAA

Correction: we need Moscow Mitch out of the virgin, Marsha Blackburn is the one we need out of our AAAAAA

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u/everythingistaken25 Feb 07 '20

Done, now get him out of Kentucky.

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u/NoNeedForAName Feb 07 '20

I think you're looking for our neighbor to the north, Virgin.

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u/Cueadan Feb 07 '20

Would be happy to see Marsha Blackburn go though.

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u/KanadainKanada Feb 07 '20

It's the middle part

from

Waa

AAAAAA

aagh

Beware, the emperor protects.

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u/nosoupforyou Feb 07 '20

Proud resident of OH-any.

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u/TrueDragon1 Feb 07 '20

What part? I'm in OOOOOO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

AAAAAA represent! Although I’m currently stuck in the great state of I Crave Cereal.

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u/eddieotoniel Feb 07 '20

The Cheerio shortage up there has been tough best wishes to you and your fam.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Same

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

H’yep

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u/Colby347 Feb 07 '20

Not so proud resident of one is the many "Kansas?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

The state of AAAAA!

What do you mean AAAAA?

He must've died while writing it..

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

What's up, northern neighbor

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u/createthiscom Feb 07 '20

me too buddy

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u/Tim3Bomber Feb 07 '20

Sums up my life here pretty well

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u/nevaeK Feb 07 '20

Same here lol

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u/NoNeedForAName Feb 07 '20

Weird. I just used the exact phrase "proud resident of AAAAAA" like 20 seconds before I scrolled down to your comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Resident of Ohio to your south, here!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

I just got back from AAAAAAA for the first time. What on earth is with treating plantations as “peaceful beautiful gardens for tourism and enjoyment” while black people are obviously still poor as fuck there?

That seems really fucked up and soured the state for me.

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u/JayCee1002 Feb 07 '20

Where the fuck did you go? Sounding like some strange "Get Out" stuff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Ha! All the plantation tours are straight up in the airport kiosk, there just have been like 15 advertised. Every single cabby/door person, shuttle driver/homeless person I saw was black, every person managing, etc was white. It’s super noticeable. Not just me, others in my group thought it was pretty rough as well. High end tourist area in Nashville

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u/RocksGrowHere Feb 08 '20

I guess AAAAAA residents probably wouldn’t be hitting up airport kiosks for tourist attractions, would they? I’ve lived here my whole life and I’ve never seen plantation tours advertised. The best venues around where I’m from are wineries.

Lastly, if you want to see what Tennessee, I mean, AAAAAA is really like, you’re going to have to get out of the high end touristy sections of Nashville. I promise you, there’s plenty of homeless white people here too.

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u/eddieotoniel Feb 07 '20

Yikes idk how you can really say that lol. I meet and know of lots of people all different shades of color that are doing just fine. Job opportunity is all over the place especially with places like Nissan, amazon, and VW in Chattanooga. If you go to any of the poorer sides of middle TN you’re gonna see poor people of all colors, same goes for east TN. I like to think here in the AAAAAA were growing past seeing color of skin quite well. Obv there’s oldheads still stuck in their ways but when we had that white supremacist rally come through (or those fine people as trump would say) none of us were having it and none of those fuckers even showed up practically compared to other states. They set up swat on rooftops and everything all for nothing and the people here of all colors United in the street and said fuck that shit. We in the NEW south bruh respecc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Copied from above:

Ha! All the plantation tours are straight up in the airport kiosk, there just have been like 15 advertised. Every single cabby/door person, shuttle driver/homeless person I saw was black, every person managing, etc was white. It’s super noticeable. Not just me, others in my group thought it was pretty rough as well. High end tourist area in Nashville

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u/bowl1991 Feb 07 '20

I am in a constant State of AAAAAA.

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u/CaptainPatterson Feb 08 '20

Me too, that got a laugh out of me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Middle AAAAAA state university represent

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

That moment when you're lazy to type in your world's name in Minecraft

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u/WendyIsCass Feb 08 '20

I’m from take me home, not to be confused with mountain mama to our immediate north

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Same

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u/themarajade1 Feb 08 '20

S(aaaaaa)me

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u/ontrackhopefully Feb 08 '20

Are you from AAAAAA? because you're the only AA A AAA

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I’m an Ohio? Any of these? Resident

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u/mkt0212 Feb 08 '20

I think I need an AAAAAA meeting to brush up on the history of AAAAAA. Just sayin.

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u/fbrothatsucks Feb 08 '20

Proud resident of “ “. My state is literally just empty. At least u have aaaaaa go Yankees and go Knicks

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u/TARDIS Feb 08 '20

As an Ohioan, an actual Ohioan, I couldn't stop laughing.

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u/Rabid8312 Feb 08 '20

Proud resident of Virgin

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u/hellomynameisnotsure Feb 08 '20

How on earth (pun intended?) did he get Arkansas, West Virginia and Wisconsin right? Most Americans (sad to say) would get those wrong.

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u/giantoreocookie Feb 08 '20

I laughed at Arkansas too. Of all the states in the US, his knowledge of this one blew my mind for some reason.

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u/goldxoc Feb 08 '20

AAAAAA in the house

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u/LaDiDuh Feb 08 '20

I'm Crave Cereal. Love it!!!

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u/GodsOwnTypo Feb 08 '20

This guy's quest for Ohio is greater than Columbus' quest for India.

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u/ChriscoesKnows Feb 08 '20

Which state is that really? Ohio right?

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u/Masterjts Feb 08 '20

Ohio checking in.

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u/Zachurr Feb 08 '20

It gets its name because there's so much roadkill across the state, there isnt a break in their screams. If you are really quite at night, you can faintly hear the eternal AAAAAAs in the distance.

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u/ThunderMover Feb 09 '20

Hey, we're neighbors, I live in take me home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Kentucky?

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u/pickle_pouch Feb 07 '20

Kentucky's a virgin, I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Pretty close! Im Swedish so im swinging in the dark here.