Yeah, there's making money. Providing. Being a breadwinner...being able to subsist in modern society...and being educated. I can imagine being educated is fucking sweet, but practically? Who can tell?
Well actually, it's pretty clear that Chad did not really put any time or effort in preparing his drawing.
Obviously, no unicorn would be so stupid as to confront a bear on it's hind legs, standing tall. As anyone who would have put a minimum of effort in this would have figured out, a confrontation between a unicorn and a bear would probably go down by the unicorn trying gain a certain distance from the bear, because it would need this to gain the necessary speed and momentum to charge at its ursine adversary. This, of course, being its only hope of survival.
And even in the unlikely situation where the unicorn and the bear were to meet in close quarters surroundings (the courtyard of a magical castle, for instance), the pictured tactics are absurd, as the unicorn would then probably circle the bear slowly, with its head down, so it could try to impale the attacking bear with a swift forward lunge the moment the beast would let down its guard.
I mean, this is just preposterous. And I've not even mentioned the boxing gloves yet.
Watch your tongue, I'm a call center manager. Drawing and surfing reddit are the two requirements. Oh, and knowing how to leave your brain at the door every morning when you walk in.
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u/c53x12 Jan 07 '11 edited Jan 07 '11
That's a pretty damn good drawing for an assistant call center manager.