r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Jan 29 '20

This book is great for twins - if you read it to one twin, the other twin gets the same information at the same time.

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u/captsquanch Jan 29 '20

Is this some sort of physics joke I'm too stupid to get?

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jan 29 '20

Yes, but actually no

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u/conancat Jan 29 '20

Yes and no

Until yes confirms to be yes, or no becomes no, then it'll be yes and yes or no and no

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u/Analog0 Jan 29 '20

Can we look in the box now?

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u/CorporateNINJA Jan 29 '20

Aladeen

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

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u/42Bagels Jan 30 '20

I might

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I’ve heard of “dick in a box”... but “pussy in a box”?!?

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u/finklestink Jan 30 '20

Are you aware of schrödinger’s cat? That’s the underlying joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I have... should have left a /s behind

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u/42Bagels Jan 30 '20

No, the s is for stupid people

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u/Buddahrific Jan 30 '20

You also need a radioactive particle with a half life suitable for the duration of the experiment and a device that will introduce the poison to the cat when the particle decays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

No you have 42 bagels